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Nalliah wins ‘Gold Ernie’

In Uncategorized on September 30, 2009 at 11:32 pm

Australian Associated Press reports…

“An evangelical church pastor who blamed the Victorian bushfire tragedy on the state’s abortion laws has taken out the annual top gong for sexist comments.

Now in its 17th year, the Ernie Awards are bestowed on those whose public utterings are regarded as the most sexistThe winner is determined by how loud the crowd boos and hissesAbout 250 women who attended the gala event at NSW Parliament House on Wednesday decided that comments by Pastor Danny Nalliah, head of the Catch the Fire Ministries, were worthy of the top prize, the Gold ErnieShortly after the deadly February bushfires, the pastor said: “God’s conditional protection has been removed from the nation of Australia, in particular Victoria, for approving the slaughter of innocent children in the womb 

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Why Hill$ong works in gullible Sydney and Brisbane but not Melbourne – updated*

In Uncategorized on September 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm

*Lance (Group Sects) writes…

I have mixed feelings about this Andrew Denton-crafted media hoax (assuming that the exposure of the hoax is not a hoax in itself)

There is an argument that this kind of prank needs to be played on the media.

I’m personally uncomfortable when radio announcers pretend to be someone else and broadcast prank calls to an unsuspecting person. Hamish and Andy – love ‘em to bits – do this all the time when technically it’s against the law to record a phone call without someone’s knowledge.

The person called who had their conversation broadcast without their knowledge or consent is generally left to grin and bear it.

So if the media is going to turn a blind eye to technically-illegal pranks, then there has to be an acceptance that the media will be the target of pranks.

In fact, prank calls to the media are very common. Often they’re in the form of false reports of traffic crashes. Every one is checked out with Police and a remarkably high number of crash reports are found to be false.

But the work that went into the ‘gullibility survey’ hoax has raised the bar on pranks to a whole new level.

Public relations firms that represent banks, lobby groups, charity organisations know that the Sunday evening/Monday morning slot for news is extremely quiet and that media outlets are hungry for content.

So it’s standard that from about 4 o’clock on Sunday afternoon, newsroom inboxes and fax machines start filling up with surveys, launch announcements and previews of illness-of-the-week (arthritis week, kidney health week, Alzheimer’s week etc)

The stories are usually provided on an ‘embargoed’ basis, that is, they can’t be broadcast before 1AM or 5AM or 6AM Monday.

The arrangement is so that media outlets aren’t ringing public relations people at 4AM for comment on stories.

The stories are usually, at best, accompanied by a one-page summary of information or research/survey findings etc.

Clearly, whoever sent the ‘Levitt Institute’ survey out knew the inside workings of the media very well.

The fake research was accompanied by 10 pages of summary findings, which on the day I downloaded and browsed through, but obviously missed the one sentence acknowledgement that the research was fiction.

I rang and spoke to the  ’researcher Lauren Kennedy’ whoever it was, who played the role brilliantly, and as Media Watch reported, the story was widely run by media outlets.

The new Denton show will rightly probably make the point that it’s too easy to hoodwink the media, and that media consumers should be sceptical of what they see and hear, but I’m not sure what I as a journalist am meant to do to overcome that.

When the WA Chamber of Commerce and Industry puts up its chief executive James Pearson on a Sunday night to comment on the Chamber’s latest economic conditions survey, am I now meant to ask him, ‘are you really James Pearson?’ Is the WA Chamber of Commerce and Industry really an organisation representing West Australian businesses, or maybe some Al Qaeda terror sleeper cell, or worse, a bunch of producers from some lame new Chaser-style TV show who aren’t allowed to pick-on kids with life-threatening illnesses anymore?’

The media is sometimes accused of relying on the same media talent to comment on stories. Need a comment on youth issues? Call Les Twentyman. Need a comment on paedophiles? Call Hetty Johnston. Need a comment on Collingwood? Call Eddie.

What this prank will probably do is make it nearly impossible for any new organisational voice to be heard because their credentials are going to be suspect from the outset.

Just who is the ‘Australian Christian Lobby’, or ‘Get Up’ or ‘Planet Ark’ or ‘Bravehearts’ or ’Kidney Health Australia’ anyway?

If the idea of the stunt is that the media suspects everything and everybody, then the new Denton show must, by its own standard, be considered suspicious and not to be trusted.

It can’t be deceptive and want to be trusted at the same time.

So don’t trust anything you see or hear on the new Denton show, until you’ve personally called their program’s office and verified their information for yourself. I’m sure they’ll appreciate the call from you and all the other viewers.

The original hoax story as distributed by the wire service appears below.

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PSSST! Have you heard the one about Captain Cook and his three wives? What about cricket legend Richie Benaud’s Senate career?

Many Australians have apparently heard of both, according to a report by social research company The Levitt Institute.

They blame the internet and its plethora of unsourced and unverified information for such gullibility.

More than 5000 people aged 25 to 35 were tested across Australia for the report, Deception Detection Across Australian Populations.

Participants were shown a selection of articles without any source for the information they contained.

The articles, based on Australian history, variously claimed that Captain Cook kept three wives, King George III intended for Australia to be named New Cornwall and that cricketer Richie Benaud served in the Senate between 1958 and 1963.

Surprisingly, it was sophisticated Sydney which proved to have the most naive citizens.

The Levitt Institute executive director Dr Carl Varnsen said the disparity between different Australian populations’ ability to detect falsehoods was stark.

Sydney outstripped other cities in Australia with just over five in 10 people saying they trusted false information contained in the sample articles.

Brisbane-ites were the second most susceptible to falsehoods, with Adelaide third.

Overall, Melbourne was the least naive city in Australia with just under a third of participants believing the articles were informative, while seven in 10 were certain the information was bogus.

“The study’s findings also suggest the internet has led to increased gullibility among younger Australians as they become used to trusting unsourced information from websites like Wikipedia and Digg,” said Lauren Kennedy, co-ordinator of research with The Levitt Institute.

“Overseas research has in the past indicated people accept information based on whether or not it is interesting, rather than whether it is supported by evidence.

“Younger adults are particularly at risk.

“There is something to be said for wisdom and experience,” Ms Kennedy said.

“People under 35 may be technologically and culturally savvy, but commonsense is still built on life experience.”

The missing middle

In Uncategorized on September 28, 2009 at 11:17 pm

Linnie Leavines blogs…

“Some people can’t stand the hellfire-and-brimstone types in Free Speech Alley. That’s understandable. But personally, I find a little dose of hellfire now and again is almost refreshing compared to the happy-go-lucky suavity of modern Christian televangelists.

But the truth is neither side accurately represents Christianity. In fact, the polarization of the two sides is undermining Christianity’s credibility as a religion.

On one side, the loud street preachers screech about damnation, and on the other side are the Joel Osteens, who present the scripture through the rose-colored lens of the “prosperity gospel.”

Neither approach is ideal. But of the two, those who espouse the prosperity gospel — which is, essentially, the idea faith in God equals that new Ferrari you’ve always wanted — are more threatening to Christianity because they are the ones rewarded undue credibility.

The poster child for this sugarcoated, lazy theology is Joel Osteen, pastor of Lakewood Church and the most prominent televangelist today. According to his book promotion, millions — which make up one of the largest audiences in the U.S. and throughout the world — tune in to his sermon every week to “hear his words of inspiration and wisdom.”

This makes him one of the most influential and popular televangelists in the modern world. It has also made him one of the most controversial figureheads in the evangelical community.

Not everyone agrees Osteen’s message is a completely accurate representation of Christianity. Rev. Michael Horton, a professor of  theology at Westminster Seminary in Escondido, Calif.,  said in a 2008 CBS story about Osteen that the preacher “uses the Bible like a fortune cookie” when sharing his “cotton candy gospel.”

Horton further criticized Osteen by claiming he “tells only half the story of the Bible, focusing on the good news without talking about sin, suffering and redemption.”

Osteen’s book “Become a Better You” gives credit to Horton’s criticism. The seven bulleted points the book gives to improve your life do not make one mention of God; the focus is more on the individual.

This would be entirely appropriate if it were a garden-variety self-help book, but the implementation of the Christian doctrine has drawn criticism and ire, even as it draws in more followers. Regardless, it was easy for some to give Osteen a pass because the overarching theme of the book was positive and uplifting.

But during Osteen’s telling 2005 interview with Larry King, he gave half-answers to King’s questions about the specifics of his faith, which did more to draw criticism than to his publications. Granted, Osteen later clarified his opinions — but his initial hesitancy was enough to sour him and reinforce the criticism that Osteen’s message lacks substance.

Whether you agree with the Christian doctrine or not, the conclusion is inescapable — if Osteen is not secure enough in his faith to defend it adequately, then what business does he, and others like him, have being such a prominent televangelist?

Moreover, if his presentation of the gospel has been criticized by prominent theologians as an inaccurate representation of Christianity, is it permissible to allow said presentation to become one of the most prominent symbols for the Christian faith?

The solution does not lie in a continual watering down of the gospel. This isn’t to say the truth lies in the caricaturized extremism associated with fire-and-brimstone naysayers. Rather, a happy middle ground must be found and cultivated.

Until the two sides are reconciled peacefully, Christianity will remain sorely diluted and largely ineffective.”

From http://www.lsureveille.com/opinion/juxtaposed-notions-televangelist-osteen-highlights-divide-in-religion-1.1906952

Church couple jailed for daughter’s death

In Uncategorized on September 28, 2009 at 10:49 pm

The Sydney Morning Herald reports…

“Their infant daughter had been seriously ill for days before Thomas and Manju Sam took her to hospital. Chronic eczema had left baby Gloria’s skin raw and bleeding but her parents were jetlagged after a trip to India and too tired to seek medical help.

It was only after the nine-month-old developed an eye infection that her parents changed their minds. Even then, Thomas Sam went to a morning church service before they took Gloria to hospital. But as a court heard yesterday, they were already a week too late – by that stage, Gloria was too sick to be saved. Weak and malnourished, she died from infection in May 2002.

Gloria developed eczema at four months but her parents did not seek specialist medical treatment. Her father – who practised and taught homeopathy – preferred to treat her himself.

The Sams were sentenced in the NSW Supreme Court yesterday after a jury found them guilty of manslaughter by criminal negligence. Jailing Thomas Sam for at least six years and Manju Sam for a minimum of four, Justice Peter Johnson said the baby’s distress and the need for medical treatment would have been obvious.

The parents’ failure to seek proper medical care, subjecting Gloria to significant pain over an extended period, could be characterised as cruelty, he said.

Gloria was finally taken to the Sydney Children’s Hospital in Randwick on May 5, three days before her death. Staff had never seen a baby in such an extreme condition. Her skin had been eroded by eczema, she was in severe pain and her hair had turned white. The court heard expert medical evidence that had she been given medical attention a week earlier, she probably could have survived.

The judge said that unlike others convicted of this crime, the Sams were intelligent and well-educated with a supportive family network. It weighed against them in sentencing. ”Gloria suffered helplessly and unnecessarily … from a condition that was treatable,” he said.

A psychologist gave evidence that Sam had boasted of his homeopathic credentials and emphasised his ‘’spiritual maturity as a Christian”.

Justice Johnson said he continued to display ”an arrogant approach to what he perceived to be the superior benefits of homeopathy compared with conventional medicine”.

He said Manju Sam, who deferred to her husband, had ”failed the child in her most important duty, with fatal results”.

The couple wept in the dock on learning they would be jailed, separating them from their second child – born since Gloria’s death – who also suffered from eczema. Finding Thomas Sam culpable both as Gloria’s father and her treating homeopath, the judge jailed him for a maximum eight years. Manju Sam was jailed for a maximum five years and four months.

They will be eligible for parole in 2015 and 2013 respectively.”

From http://www.smh.com.au/national/parents-failed-gloria-jailed-for-cruelty-20090928-g992.html

Adelaide cops get the preachers by the balls

In Uncategorized on September 27, 2009 at 5:33 pm

No Hope

In Uncategorized on September 27, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Easy Reader reports…

“Seven parishioners have filed a lawsuit claiming that former pastor Michael Maffe of the huge Hope Chapel church in Hermosa defrauded them of $115,000, and claiming the church was negligent in supervising the pastor. The parishioners also claim that church officials unsuccessfully urged them not to sue, saying that would not be a Christian act.

Pastor Dale Turner, who oversees church finances, said Hope Chapel is innocent in the matter, and Maffe perpetrated the alleged fraud on his own, without the knowledge or involvement of the church. Turner said the parishioners initially agreed to settle the matter within the church, by biblical principles, and Maffe agreed to work to pay back the money.

Attempts to reach Maffe were unsuccessful.

The lawsuit claims that Maffe, who served as pastor of one of the church’s four districts from 1992 to 2008, convinced the parishioners to give him money to invest in a Texas real estate venture, then later admitted he had lied to them about the venture and lost their money.

The lawsuit claims that the church presented Maffe as a financial expert “and encouraged parishioners to seek out his advice.”

Turner said the church makes available basic financial counseling, such as how to budget money and get out of debt using biblical principles, but denies that Maffe was presented as a financial expert.

The lawsuit claims that church officials “knew that Maffe had filed at least one bankruptcy petition after gambling away his family’s life savings,” and did not inform parishioners about those affairs.
Turner denied this also, saying church officials found out only through the lawsuit that Maffe apparently had filed for bankruptcy.

In November 2007, the lawsuit claims, Maffe told the parishioners that he had lost their money “by buying high-risk stock options online, including buying stocks ‘on margin’ that lost all value.”

At that time Maffe also admitted that he made up the real estate venture that the parishioners believed they were investing in, “fabricated” quarterly reports about the investment, and “lied in order to get [their] money and avert their suspicion,” according to the lawsuit.

“Maffe asked for [the parishioners’] forgiveness,” the lawsuit states.

Turner also said Maffe admitted his wrongdoing to the parishioners and to church officials.

Turner said the revelations came as a shock to him. He also said neither Maffe nor the parishioners – longtime church members, some of whom held leadership positions – told church officials they were investing with Maffe. Such an arrangement would have waved “a red flag” for possible conflict of interest, he said.

Turner said Maffe “obviously was not forthright in his life. He lied to all of us.”

In December 2007, according to the lawsuit, the parishioners went to Hope Chapel leadership for help, and Senior Pastor Zac Nazarian tried to persuade them to “sign a forbearance agreement prepared by Hope Chapel’s lawyers, whereby [the parishioners] would have agreed not to sue Maffe.”

“Hope Chapel’s head pastor urged [the parishioners] not to file a lawsuit because it was ‘not Christian,’” the lawsuit claims.

Turner said the parishioners agreed to be guided by 1 Corinthians 6:1-7, which calls upon Christians to avoid secular courts in disputes with other believers.

He said Hope Chapel officials were informed of the matter along with officials of the church’s denomination, and Nazarian asked for and received Maffe’s resignation. Nazarian also informed the Hope Chapel congregation that Maffe was no longer with the church because of an unspecified transgression he committed, Turner said.

In the lawsuit, the parishioners are seeking a return of their money and further damages to be determined at trial.

The lawsuit claims Robert and Marianne Mason gave Maffe $30,000 to invest, Douglas and Sunny Bray gave him $30,000, Christine Pott gave $30,000 and John and Marlo Blandford gave $25,000.

The parishioners allege fraud and breach of contract by Maffe, and negligent hiring and supervision by the church.

Turner said another parishioner, who also is a church employee, lost $47,000 but agreed to settle the matter within the church, and to await repayment by Maffe. A request to interview the employee was awaiting clearance from church lawyers.

Hope Chapel is a Foursquare church featuring updated music and fewer traditional trappings, with numerous ministries including prison outreach and feeding those in need.

From http://www.easyreadernews.com/story.php?StoryID=20035436

Sorry God? What was that? I couldn’t hear you over all the friggin’ noise

In Uncategorized on September 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Jesus has the answer to sunburn? I mean, what is this?

In Uncategorized on September 26, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Jarryd Hayne doesn’t really know what Hill$ong’s about. That’s OK. Neither do we – Hill$ong bad boy update*

In Uncategorized on September 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm

*The Sydney Morning Herald reports…

“Bryson Goodwin has gone into bat for Parramatta superstar Jarryd Hayne, with the Bulldogs winger vowing to help Hayne beat a potential dangerous contact charge that threatens to wipe him out of next week’s NRL grand final.

Hayne jeopardised his appearance in the premiership decider by being placed on report by referee Tony Archer for kneeing Goodwin in the head as the `Dogs flyer scored the opening try of the match.

Anything more than a grade one dangerous contact charge from the match review committee – who will meet at 11am (AEST) on Sunday rather than in their usual Monday timeslot – would see Hayne need to front the NRL judiciary to fight for his right to play in the grand final.

But Goodwin said he would give the Dally M medallist all the support he needed to clear his name.

Goodwin’s stance was in stark contrast to that of teammate Ben Hannant, who claimed the Eels should not have finished the game with their full quota on the field after he had his shoulder wrenched back by hooker Matthew Keating.

Like Hayne, Keating too faces a nervous night as he awaits the match review committee’s findings, with any potential judiciary hearing to be held on Tuesday night instead of Wednesday night in a bid to ease the disruption to the grand finalist’s preparations.

But it is the potential loss of Hayne which would be catastrophic for the Eels premiership hopes – with the game’s hottest player having carried Parramatta to within 80 minutes of their first premiership on 23 years.

“I’ll see the replays and what happens, if it looks like he didn’t mean anything then I’d help him out (at the judiciary),” said Goodwin, who was still feeling the effects of the head knock after the game.

“You don’t want to miss out on a grand final with a team that you’ve played with all year, he carried the team you could say to where they are now so it would be bad to miss out for him.

“A few of the boys have seen it, he just came in with his legs but I’m not too sure what happened.”

Hannant was in no doubt however as he questioned why referees Archer and Ben Cummins did not take sterner action over the two incidents, with Hannant left requiring painkilling injections to get back on the field after suffering a partially dislocated shoulder and hyper-extended elbow.

“The refs didn’t make the decision to send him off so, what warrants getting someone sent off?” Hannant said.

“Just because you’re the best player in the world, does that mean that you never get sent off, these are the questions you’ve got to ask the NRL, not us.

“We just did our best, we fought hard, we were busted but we kept hanging in there.”

Eels coach Daniel Anderson seemed surprisingly confident neither of his players would have a case to answer, with Anderson more concerned about the availability of skipper Nathan Cayless due to a hamstring complaint.

“A little clumsy, but not malicious at all,” was how Anderson described the Hayne report.

“There’s no use jumping up and down. I’ll let people do their job. They’re not going to listen to me.”

From http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-sport/goodwin-vows-to-help-clear-hayne-20090926-g6zl.html

The Parramatta Advertiser reports…

Jarryd Hayne has cemented his reputation as a silent assassin of rugby league by revealing he will spend some quiet time with God in the lead-up to the Bulldogs match.

The quietly spoken 21-year-old told media one of the ways he escaped the hype of the finals was by continuing his church life.

“That’s probably the most important thing: to get away from football and take your focus somewhere else,” he said.

“Because you don’t want to think about it 24/7.”

Hayne attends the Hillsong Church in Baulkham Hills and continues reading the word during the week.

“Church has been awesome,” he said.

“I study the Bible a little bit so it takes my mind off (football).

“I read the Bible and get to know a bit more about church.

“I’m still taking baby steps and don’t really know what it’s fully about.

“But I’m very curious and always asking questions.”

The other bedrock of the Dally M medallist’s success has been his mother, Jodie – although it’s fair to say his size, footwork and take-no-prisoners fend has a bit to do with it, too.

He was quick to thank her (“my rock”) as he won the league’s highest individual honour, after she raised him as a single mum.

Hayne has tried to lead his mother to the church, too. His interest was first sparked by his Fiji teammates during the World Cup last year.

While in Fiji, Hayne saw how they lived their lives by answering to a higher power.

His reading of the Bible is not for want of something to do then. For Hayne, it’s all about life.

“I’ve been doing it for a while and find it relaxing,” he said.

“It’s nothing to do with football but about being a better person.

“That’s what it’s about: being a better person.”

From http://parramatta-advertiser.whereilive.com.au/sport/story/jarryd-hayne-s-simple-formula-for-success-on-the-field/

[Editor's note - Group Sects does not endorse the yawn-inducing sport of rugby league. NB. Geelong - Premiers '09}

A church apology to gays?

In Uncategorized on September 26, 2009 at 3:04 am

Same Same reports…

“The results are in from the Gay Census. So far we’ve looked at gay marriage, sex and drugs, and gay parenting. This week we’re taking a long, hard look at religion. It’s not surprising, given religion’s history of gay persecution, that we’re a little wary of the whole thing. They always told us it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but is the Bible about to change?

If you thought religion an unlikely pastime for gays and lesbians, you would be correct. The majority of respondents (59% of gay men and 61% of gay women) to the Australian Gay and Lesbian Census indicated they are not a member of any organised religion.

Of those who responded that they were members of a religion, the Census found that 28% of gay men and 22% of lesbians are Christian, a figure much lower than that of the general population. The 2006 Australian Census found that 58% of the general population aged 15 to 44 are Christian.

Anthony Venn-Brown, author of A Life of Unlearning and convenor of Freedom 2 b[e] (a network of gay Christians from Pentecostal and Evangelical backgrounds) who attends the Hillsong church at Waterloo says, “Having a majority of non-religious gays and lesbians is reflective of our secular society in Australia.” His statement is supported by findings that show the vast majority of those who indicated that they are religious are lapsed or non-practicing, with 52% indicating they never attend service or prayer.

One explanation for the lower percentage of Christians amongst the gay community, when compared to the general population, is that many Christians who come out as gay often repudiate their spirituality because of a conflict between their spirituality and their sexuality.

Former High Court Justice Michael Kirby, a practicing Christian, explains this general sentiment by saying, “It is hardly surprising that so many gay people give religion away. With few exceptions, religion, and religious people, are hostile to gays. Even the Dalai Lama has made unfriendly statements. When I tackled him on them, he said: ‘I know. In America many of my supporters are gay. But the problem is the old scriptures’.”

However, Kirby notes the change happening within Christian churches. “In the Christian context, the languages are Greek or Hebrew and the further we study these histories and scriptures the further we learn about the historical and cultural context or particular phrases,” says Kirby. “Just as Christians, Jews and Muslims have to read afresh the Genesis passages that say the world was created in seven days, in the light of Darwin’s discoveries about evolution, so religions have to re-read passages antagonistic to gays in the light of the knowledge we now have from Alfred Kinsey, Evelyn Hooker and modern science. People do not deliberately choose their sexual orientation to be difficult or defiant. It is just part of the variety of nature. If it exists, it has a purpose in nature and evolution. Eventually all the religions will come around to this, but a lot of violence, stigma and cruelty will be done in the meantime,” Kirby says.

Venn-Brown agrees with Justice Kirby’s on the interpretation of scriptures. Venn-Brown says, “There are only six passages that can be assumed to speak about same-sex behaviour, but when they are looked at in their historical and cultural context and in their original languages, then one discovers that they are actually talking about temple prostitution, idolatry, exploitative relationships (pederasty) and rape. They are not talking about same-sex orientation as we know it today.”

Venn-Brown also notes, “The word ‘homosexual’ did not appear in any English translation of the bible until 1946 at 1 Corinthians 6:9” (Revised standard version).

David Barrow, a 23-year-old queer activist who is also Christian and is currently the President of the National Union of Students believes that generational change is also a contributing factor. “There is a progressive shift in theology in line with generational change that coincides with attitudes towards climate change, women, gays and international poverty,” says Barrow.

This change in the understanding of theology seems to be happening even in the most unlikely of churches – the Pentecostal church, to which Mr Venn-Brown is a member.

In responding to my shock at the acceptance by the Hillsong Church of homosexual members, Venn-Brown says, “We often focus on the Christian extremists. For example, the Westboro Baptist Church in the south of the US. (Westboro Baptist Church own the website Godhatesfags.com.) We should focus on the changes happening in the Christian movement. The Westboro Baptist church is an incestuous cult of about 100 members. They are not representative of Christianity.”

While he recognises the damage done by religion, Justice Kirby is optimistic about a future where it’s a little more gay friendly. “My partner, Johan, rejects religion. I stick with my Christian beliefs because the fundamental message of Jesus is love and reconciliation. Eventually, Christian leaders will remember this. The churches will give a great big apology to gay people. I hope I live to see it,” says Kirby.

Mr Venn-Brown believes that, “the debate within Christianity is done and dusted. It is only a matter of time before [homosexuality] is not going to be a problem.”

Interestingly, Census data reveals that 12% of respondents experienced conflict between their sexuality and their religion, which is less than those who chose Christianity as their religion. Most respondents indicated that they don’t have conflict between their sexuality and their religion, or if a conflict does exist, they don’t care about it.

Venn-Brown acknowledged the assumptions in the gay community about the conflict between Christianity and homosexuality, but says that this scepticism and antagonism towards Christianity is changing. “What is happening now [within the gay community] is similar to what happened in the early 70s. The gay rights movement was birthed and people began coming out. Now, three decades later, with the shift in understanding about Christianity, many are coming out about their faith and spirituality also.” Venn-Brown calls this ‘the second coming out.’

Venn-Brown goes on to say that there is actually an increasing number of gay members of the church. “Gay people of faith and religion are an emerging group within the gay community. Walk into any gay bookstore and you can see how much impact they are having,” says Venn-Brown. An author himself, Venn-Brown recalls, “It’s not long ago that you would never find a single book on being gay and Christian, only books about how poorly the church has treated homosexual people over the centuries. Now in all gay bookstores there are entire sections of gay Christian books. Including stories, such as mine, theology and observations of the gay Christian movement. An even further development, is the recent appearance of several books on being gay and Moslem.”

David Barrow would be an example of emerging members of the gay community who are also proudly Christian. He says he didn’t feel any pressure to be one or the other, but says, “Many of my friends responded to my Christianity with suspicion, derision, concern and condescension. However, they have learned to accept my sexuality and my Christian identity, which are both important to me.”

Looking at its popularity amongst the generations, it seems that spirituality is mainly practiced by older generations. The Australian Gay and Lesbian Census found that older gay men and women are more likely to be religious.

The Australian Gay and Lesbian Census also found that more gay men and women belong to alternative or eastern religions (Hindu, Buddhism, Wicca/Paganism) than the general population.

So maybe the future of homosexuality and religion is as Michael Kirby said, less about blame and sin and more about love and respect.

From http://www.samesame.com.au/features/4566/Gay-Census-Religion.htm

The miraculous snotty hanky

In Uncategorized on September 24, 2009 at 1:41 am

Father Bob sends ‘funny hat’ guy packing – updated*

In Uncategorized on September 24, 2009 at 12:50 am
Father Bob Maguire Pic:Father Bob's Foundation

Father Bob Maguire Pic:Father Bob's Foundation

*The Herald-Sun reports…

Father Bob Maguire is expected to keep his beloved job after overwhelming support from Victorians for the knockabout priest.

 The deadlock between Father Maguire and Melbourne’s Catholic archdiocese over a request for his retirement is close to being resolved, sources said.

The Herald Sun believes the archdiocese, which invited Father Maguire’s resignation on his recent 75th birthday, will allow him to stay parish priest in South Melbourne.

Talks were held yesterday between Father Maguire and his advisers and representatives of Catholic Archbishop Denis Hart.

Father Maguire would not confirm details of the meeting, but said discussions were continuing. He said he was confident of a result that would please both parties.

The Herald Sun believes an agreement could be revealed this week.

Canon law states that a priest must offer to retire on his 75th birthday. The archbishop can accept or defer the retirement.

But in a letter to the archbishop last week, a defiant Father Maguire, a champion of the poor and homeless and long-standing parish priest at Saints Peter and Paul Church, politely declined to retire.

Father Maguire said he was concerned that his parishioners and the disadvantaged he helped around South Melbourne were fretting about his fate. “We are holding discussions to try to resolve the matter and we are close to agreement,” he said.

“I don’t want people to worry about me.”

He said he hoped for a swift decision on his future to put his supporters “out of their misery”.  Archbishop Hart has previously revealed his concerns about poor financial management of the parish.”

From http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/fr-bob-maguire-expected-to-keep-his-job/story-e6frf7jo-1225778910759

Love your nude neighbour, as you love yourself

In Uncategorized on September 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm

KOMO reports…

“An Issaquah pastor wants the road less traveled, but he’s the only one.

He says he owns the private road that connects Issaquah Hobart Road with the Fraternity Snoqualmie, a nudist camp.

The camp has been there for 63 years, and they have always paid to maintain the gravel road.

Pastor Eddy Fowler-Lindner moved in five years ago, and has fought the easement rights of the camp and other homeowners ever since.

But on Tuesday, the camp started road maintenance with heavy jack hammers and other equipment. King county says they are only doing what is allowed by their easement, and there is nothing Fowler-Lindner can do to stop it.

Still, the pastor fears road maintenance will lead to a bigger, wider road. He’s convinced a big developer is behind the fight with his neighbors, and doesn’t want to lose the seclusion he has set aside for a camp for homeless families.

The nudist camp says there is no developer involved. They’re not going to sell. The last thing they want are more neighbors, and the pastor is the first person to have a problem with annual road maintenance.”

From http://www.komonews.com/news/local/60459912.html

The Pisshead Pastor & The Wine Barrel Church

In Uncategorized on September 22, 2009 at 1:36 am

“What is The Wine Barrel?

Psalm 64: We shall be filled with the good things of thy house. And what is more, They shall be inebriated, insofar as they will be filled above all measure of merit with what they desire; for drunkenness is a sort of excess.

Isaiah 64: The eye hath not seen; Song of Songs 5: And be inebriated, my dearly beloved. And those who are drunk are not in full control of their faculties, but out of their own control. So, those who have been filled by spiritual charisms, their entire intention is borne towards God.

There are so many great and different flavours and styles of “church” in the world today. There are many wells to go and drink from, depending on your thirst and hunger.  What we have seen God birth here in Redcliffe is a “Cellar” of Holy Ghost Love and Power. A place where those that hunger and cry out for the supernatural in their every day lives can come and hang out. A community of believers who have been separated from the confines and restraints of the world, to embrace a God who is more than able to fellowship with us every day.  Living righteous lives, because Jesus is living in us and we are living in Him.

This is a church for those who the church classes as “crazy, extreme, fanatical…”. This is a church for those that have Pastors force you into a mental ward to “get an evaluation” because your joy unspeakable is messing up their order of service. 

We are a drunk bunch of Jesus junkies that embraces fully the wine of Holy Spirit and all aspects of the character and personality of Jesus Christ.  We are so madly in love with Jesus, and He is pretty keen on us too! The more we drink of His intoxicating love the more of Heaven we see released on the earth.

We are seeing Holy Spirit create a new “movement” for the use of a better term,  in Australia and throughout the world, a movement of people who don’t give a rip what people think of their “style” of worship or the way in which Holy Spirit “manifests: through them.  A people who MUST have the glory presence of Jesus every hour of every day… no matter what it takes! A people who will literally lay down their own lives for the Gospel.  Gone are the days of polished religious performance based worship. God isn’t impressed by how expensive our PA is or how expensive our cologne is, He is after our hearts, the hearts that worship Him, not for what He can put into our banks or hands but what He is putting into our hearts.. JESUS.

We are a people bucking against the whole Babylonian system and structure that we know as “church”.  A people who no longer go chasing devils, but let the Jesus light in us blow away the darkness in our cities. A people who no longer believe the lie of having to sit through 20 years of inner healing, pealing away some invisible onion, but rather they fall into the arms of their Mighty God. Swapping dead religious works for Jesus. Swapping 10, 20 years of inner healing and deliverance for the Finished Work of the Cross.  It can’t get any more finished than what it already is :) Time for a Hallelujah!

We start at 4pm Sundays and there is no set finish time, no separate room for the kiddies to play with their toys. We want the kids in the meeting with us, worshiping with us and experiencing the Glory of Heaven with us.  Kids have the same sized Holy Spirit we do, and as such should be in the meeting learning and experiencing Jesus with the rest of us. Not in a back room playing play station and eating play dough.  “Come unto me the little children”…

For a list of our weekly meetings and outreach events click here.

We so enjoy Jesus and His bliss and we know you will to!

 Barrel Pastors.”

http://winebarrelmystics.com/index.php/about-the-barrel

It only takes one person to stop church fraudsters

In Uncategorized on September 22, 2009 at 12:54 am

The Star-Tribune reports…

The promises of 50 percent to 300 percent fast returns on investments were ridiculous enough.

Even more bizarre were the promises of huge profits from fees generated by the imminent closure on a deal to move 20,000 metric tons of gold — twice all U.S. gold reserves — from Israel to the United Arab Emirates.

But Kim Flanigan decided to fight the $50 million California-based Ponzi scheme when her mother began recruiting potential investors, she said.

“What spurred me to action was she was approaching people in church, such as a woman with nine children whose husband had died,” Flanigan said.

“I was on a mission to bring this thing down,” she said.

Armed with little more than a passion for justice and a tape recorder, she helped stop the scam of primarily three men and companies they controlled: Arthur Simburg, a former Puma shoe marketer; Robert Jennings, associate pastor of New Life Fellowship Church in Perris, Calif.; and Henry Uliomereyon Jones, mastermind of the gold deal.

Simburg pleaded guilty in federal court to one count of wire fraud in April 2008 and later was sentenced to nine years’ imprisonment.

Jennings and Jones were convicted in federal court after a jury trial in July 2008, and later were sentenced to 12 years and 20 years’ imprisonment, respectively.

In April 2009, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission obtained a $51 million final judgment against them and their companies.

Kim and David Flanigan, owners of Flanigan’s Furniture Outlet in the Sunrise Mall in Casper, unwittingly started their mission earlier in the decade when they moved from Casper to Kalispell, Mont. Her mother moved in with them after her husband’s death and as she was recovering from surgery.

Her mother had received some life insurance money and went to Washington to visit her sister who had attended “Millionaire Minds” seminars conducted by Peak Potentials Training Inc., she said.

Through the networking portion of those seminars — Peak Potentials Training was not an object of the federal investigation — her mother and aunt became involved with investing in Tri Energy Inc., which represented itself as the owner for four coal mines in Kentucky. (Only two of those mines existed, and they were never profitable.)

The scam’s leaders would intensify the interest through nightly conference calls, often with more than 100 participants.

“Mom was on the phone every night for an hour,” Kim Flanigan said.

Her mother couldn’t clearly explain the investment program, but she wanted Kim and David to participate, she said. “‘It’s a really exciting thing; I can’t explain it to you, but you can listen in to these three guys.’”

The three guys were Simburg, Jennings and Jones.

“Mom said she’d already invested about $50,000,” Kim said.

Her mother expected fantastic returns, according to a letter in August 2004 from her mother: “I just wanted you to know that you will be receiving a gift far greater than anything you could of imagined. The gift is that you will receive 50% of what you put in to the original transaction, on going monthly! The 50% will eventually become much greater as we continue to do more and your share will become greater and greater.”

Kim and David saw through it.

“We knew about a week later it was a joke, a scam,” she said.

“It was a financial soap opera,” Kim said. “They always needed another $100,000, $200,000.”

The conference calls blended pep talks; daily updates on Tri Energy; the progress of the gold transaction that was just around the corner; reasons closures didn’t occur; incessant pleading for more money to store the gold, pay attorneys, and facilitate transfers; the huge profits to come.

The calls often ended with prayer.

The Flanigans are Mormons, but the scheme’s ringleaders appealed to a variety of devout people with claims that the gold transaction was “divinely inspired,” Kim said.

Which meant that questioning the defendants and their companies was tantamount to apostasy.

“If you turn against the group, you’re a nonbeliever,” she said.

The guilt became more intense as those who recruited investors had to push aside doubts about the scheme’s legitimacy because they felt responsible for others’ money, Kim said.

These kinds of schemes are known as “affinity frauds” because the leaders enable people to bond based on their religion, like Bernard Madoff who solicited fellow Jews, their families, their ethnic backgrounds, their charity work, and other common interests.

The strong bond of family members who were investors ran into Kim’s bond with her brother, Sean Pearson, a certified public accountant in Seattle who told her to talk to Montana securities authorities.

So she started an Excel spreadsheet with investors’ names, phone numbers and e-mails.

And she began recording the conference calls.

One of the transcripts of a November 2004 conversation recorded David Flanigan’s and Pearson’s discussion with Simburg and Jennings about the validity of the companies.

Pearson and David Flanigan asked Simburg if those involved with the companies soliciting investments were registered securities dealers, if any of the companies had filed for bankruptcy, if any of the companies’ board members had been accused of or convicted of securities fraud, and where they could find the paperwork on the companies.

Simburg couldn’t answer the questions to their satisfaction, so Pearson and Flanigan asked him to return their money.

Meanwhile, the Montana commissioner of securities in October 2004 issued a cease-and-desist order against Flanigan and her mother about recruiting investors, Kim said. “The strategy was to scare Mom.”

In February 2005, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and the Washington State Department of Financial Institutions made similar requests.

The Washington cease-and-desist order singled out Kim’s aunt for soliciting investor funds even after learning of the state’s investigation.

In May 2005, the SEC’s Los Angeles office filed a formal complaint against the defendants.

All of which got a big chuckle from Simburg, Jennings and Jones during one conference call, Kim said.

“They laughed at the law,” she said.

David Flanigan added, “Simburg said, ‘The most they can do is slap us on the wrist and we’ll move on.’”

Instead, federal authorities in September 2007 slapped cuffs on Simburg and the other defendants, who were convicted and sentenced the next year in part because of the Flanigans’ tape recordings and Kim’s testimony at trial.

Other people recorded the telephone conferences, too, she said.

The investigation and trial revealed most of the money was gone: $3.4 million to the Kentucky coal mines, $18 million to Jones for his music and video business, and personal expenses including high-dollar cars and homes, and unknown amounts to unknown places.

Some of the early investors did receive payments from funds deposited by later investors, according to federal court records.

Many lost it all, such as an investor identified as Anna-Lena G. who tapped $519,000 from her home line of credit after Jones urged her to invest to complete the gold transaction, according to federal court records.

One Utah investor killed himself after he realized his six-figure investment had vaporized.

Kim’s aunt drained her retirement savings and now struggles with breast cancer, and her mother barely talks to her now, she said. “It caused huge family turmoil.”

Yet some investors continue to believe the coal mines will be profitable and they will reap millions from the gold transaction despite the cease-and-desist orders, the successful criminal prosecutions, and their own and others’ personal and financial wreckage, Kim said.

They’ve learned some powerful and personal lessons.

“David and I are average people,” she said.

“My mom is an average person, as was the guy who committed suicide,” Kim said. “They’re normal people who didn’t ask the right questions.”

People who are approached to invest their money should be skeptical, she said, and ask those right questions — especially if the bonds of family and faith are strong.

Kim and David learned to ask the questions about incredible returns on investment, paperwork, securities and other licensing, business backgrounds, the pressure to wire their money somewhere, and the need for secrecy.

They also learned the power of taking the right action regardless of difficult personal consequences.

“People still believe it’s real,” Kim said. “If it hadn’t been for us, it would still go on.”

From http://www.trib.com/news/local/article_02ce7592-ab02-57ed-8f41-b99681209f2b.html

Changing the locks ministry

In Uncategorized on September 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm

WPTV reports…

“Members of Palm City Christian Church changed the name, the locks and the pastor..”

The church elders entered the sanctuary for the first time in months Monday.

Pastor Anthony Galbicka and a Martin County Sheriff’s Deputy met them with trespass warnings the last time they tried to attend church.

The feud started when the elders made cuts to save money, scrapping the music director position and slashing Galbicka’s salary by about 15%.

The elders filed a lawsuit after being kicked out.

On Sunday night, members voted to remove Galbicka as pastor and reinstate the excommunicated members.

They also changed the locks and adopted a new name, Blessed Assurance Christian Church.

“This Sunday, I’ve told the congregation we do not use the words, ‘We won,’” says Ed Taudien, president of the church elders.  “This Sunday, we say prayers and we thank God for bringing us back to the church.”

Galbicka could not be reached for comment Monday

From http://www.wptv.com/content/news/martin/story/Elders-retake-church-after-feud-with-pastor/9B65nyS8OUKqKhfddIK14w.cspx

Those lip-smackin’ lurrrrve offerings

In Uncategorized on September 21, 2009 at 4:52 am

Calvary Today blogs…

“When Dr Lum shared the story of what happened to Pastor Phil Stevenson when he came to minister at one of our Calvary youth camps several years ago, many Calvarites were shocked at the victimization dished out by our Church on Pastor Phil. As you may recall the story, at the end of the youth camp, a love offering was collected from the youth for Pastor Phil. Many young people gave sacrificially because they were very blessed by his ministry at the camp. However, the love offering collected was never given to him, instead, it was kept by the Church. One of our associate Pastors apparently explained to Pastor Phil that the money would be used to offset his airfare here, which was “expensive”.

This ill-treatment of an invited speaker is despicable, no matter how hard, our pastors and deacons may try to explain their actions. But it is consistent with how our Church treats those they can take advantage of, whether they are visiting pastors, Calvary staff or mission workers. On the other hand, our Church is generous to those who can benefit them. How else can one explain why our Senior Pastor and Deacons gave US$10,000 to Dr Guynes for coming to chair our EGM last year and why our Senior Pastor gave S$10,000 to Rev Robert Lim for preaching in our Church for one Sunday?

As you all know, that EGM was held to “clear” all the allegations against Senior Pastor and Dr Guynes chaired and guided the EGM accordingly. As for Rev Robert, his Church was subsequently purported to have given Senior Pastor a brand new Volvo costing more than RM300,000 and Senior Pastor’s wife a brand new Honda Civic. It may be something our MACC may want to look at, if they come across our blog.

Back to Pastor Phil. Several months ago, a few core TTG brothers & sisters felt that what happened to Pastor Phil ought to be put right and so, collectively they sent a love gift to him. He responded through the email as follows:

“I am writing this email to express my thanks and heart felt love to all those who put together to give the financial gift I received when — and— came to Perth recently, I was humbled to see such an act of generosity and honor for the preaching of the Word of God amongst the youth of Calvary, and it appears to me that there are many sincere and wonderful people at Calvary church to whom I would love you to pass on my thanks and love.

Let me take a few moments to let you know how I have dealt with what happened at the camp. When I was told that I would not be receiving the love offering I was shocked as you can imagine. Mostly because they had told the kids that it would be given to me and I know many would have given sacrificially towards this financial gift. But God used this to help me check my motives. Why did I go and speak places? Was the gospel free as far as I was concerned? I decided that my motives were to be to bless the kids at Calvary or anywhere in fact and I should expect no financial reward for this, So a lot of good came from a bad situation as you can see.

Then a few weeks ago — and — arrive with your card and the financial gift that was taken up by yourself and some of the church members. I was deeply touched by this selfless act, I felt honored for the small part I played in the camp those few years ago and I was reminded that there are God’s people everywhere who just want to act with integrity and righteousness. I will be telling our church community of how you have blessed me. The money by the way came at just the right time and with the exchange rate I know this is not a small amount in malaysian terms…………”

From http://calvarytoday.blogspot.com/2009/09/pastor-phils-story.html

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me, Brother?

In Uncategorized on September 21, 2009 at 3:51 am

The Dallas Morning News reports…

“Wedgwood Baptist Church isn’t a fortress.

The congregation that was ground zero for modern church safety after seven people were shot to death there 10 years ago Tuesday relies on God, not guns, for protection.

“We refuse to live in terror,” says Pastor Al Meredith, who led the church before, during and after the Sept. 15, 1999, rampage by Larry Gene Ashbrook that also left seven people injured. “If the worst happens, what happens? We go on to glory.”

But the recent shooting of an abortion doctor inside a Wichita, Kan., church and last month’s slaying of an Oklahoma preacher offer proof to many churchgoers that faith alone is not enough. More congregations are taking measures to improve safety by adopting professional security standards.

“I don’t think we have the luxury any longer to rely on faith,” said Bob Cirtin, owner of Safe at Church, a church security consulting firm, and director of the criminal justice program at Evangel University in Springfield, Mo.

“I am a born-again Christian,” he said, “So I understand faith in God and I understand that God can take care of us. But I also understand that God doesn’t always take care of us and God gives us common sense so that we can take care of ourselves.”

Measures adopted by many larger congregations include:

•Arming trained security guards or hiring off-duty police officers.

•Extensive use of surveillance cameras.

•Plainclothes security personnel who are sprinkled throughout congregations during services.

•Training staff to engage anyone acting unusual so that a potential source of trouble can be more easily monitored.

“Prior to the Wedgwood shooting, we did not have armed personnel on our grounds,” said the Rev. J. Don George, the longtime pastor of Irving’s Calvary Church and one of the few North Texas pastors willing to openly talk about his church’s security measures.

George acknowledges that members of his safety team are “ever present with me, but you wouldn’t know it.” And now, “we wouldn’t have a regular meeting without uniformed, armed Irving police officers on the grounds.”

The same goes for the Potter’s House in Dallas. In an e-mail, senior pastor Bishop T.D. Jakes said he employs both plainclothes and uniform security personnel, and some of them are armed.

“There is a fine line that we seek to make sure that the average attendee doesn’t experience anything less than a warm and wonderful reception while being ever watchful for those who would threaten that harmonious atmosphere,” Jakes said. “Because we stress both safety and courtesy, I believe our members are comforted by that protection.”

There is evidence that the need for protection at church – for both pastors and worshippers – may be growing. According to www.churchsecuritymember.com, there were six church shootings in 2007. That figure tripled to 18 last year, and there have been at least that many already this year.

“We are very much aware of the increase in church-related violence,” Prestonwood Baptist Church executive pastor Mike Buster said in an e-mail. “Certainly, after Wedgwood, I think church leaders throughout the country realized that you have to be proactive, be prepared for any situation. God willing, you never have to execute your plan.”

Vaughn Baker, co-founder of Strategos Inc., a Missouri-based church security firm, said that the need for companies like his has increased in recent years.

“Unfortunately, it is a growing industry,” Baker said. “It used to be unthinkable that someone would attack a church. One of the things we have to overcome [with church leaders] is the Big D – denial – not believing it can happen here.”

Baker and other security officials say most churches avoid the use of metal detectors or obvious security measures because they want to remain warm and accommodating.

Awareness on the part of church workers is stressed above all else, Baker said.

Baker said that when Strategos consultants do security training, they tell church personnel to be on the lookout for the unusual and not overlook hunches. They also teach security workers to pay attention to body language, including “the art of the handshake” as a way to discern whether someone might be a potential threat, Baker said.

Rick Anderson, co-founder and chief executive of Church Security Solutions in Portland, Ore., said his company takes church personnel through “threat assessment training” to teach them what to look for.

For example, if someone comes to a church acting strangely or tries to avoid interacting with others, “we don’t want to get away from that person,” Anderson said. “We get closer, because the person who is thinking about a creating some sort of crisis, he wants to fly under the radar. He’s not there to meet you and greet you, to have coffee with you.”

Some churches don’t hesitate to arm their security staff.

“The only way you can deal with an armed assailant is to be armed,” George, of Calvary Church, said. “I believe that the only way to ward off evil is to present a strong defense against evil. If it makes sense [to carry a weapon] at a ball game, it certainly makes sense at a church service.”

But at the church that unwittingly launched the modern-day safety measures, one would be hard-pressed to see any. Wedgwood has no formal security detail, and although he allows police officers who are members to bring their weapons to services, Meredith prefers that even those be kept concealed.

He maintains that the only real comfort and protection is faith.

“Either God is sovereign and in control and loves us … or we’re all a bunch of hypocrites and liars,” he said.”

From http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/091209dnmetchurchsecurity.3e9dec6.html

Gays vs Christians at Melbourne church

In Uncategorized on September 19, 2009 at 11:38 am

The Sunday Herald-Sun reports…

“Gay rights protestors and Christians clashed in a bitter war of words outside a Mitcham Baptist church this afternoon.

A dozen protestors accused people in the Simla St church of homophobia, while church meeting organisers said it was “wrong to be gay”.

Church goers said the congregation included about 25 “sexually confused” parishioners who were once homosexual, but changed their sexual preference.

Meeting organiser Shirley Baskett said she used to be a lesbian and wanted to help others to choose the right path.

“It can be very confusing to have these feelings. We are giving troubled church members a place to speak about what they are going through,” she said.

“It’s about choosing Jesus and combating same sex attraction.”

Protestor Tim Wright said he was angry and sad that young gay men and lesbians were being told to overcome their “unwanted sexuality” .

“They need to know it’s ok to be gay and should not feel guilty about who they are,” he said.”

From http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/gay-church-protest-turns-ugly/story-e6frf7jo-1225776934710

The trouble with Tribbles

In Uncategorized on September 19, 2009 at 1:10 am

Religion Dispatches reports…

“If an animal could describe the Pentecostal movement, it would be the tribble, a cute furry fictional animal, well-known to Star Trek fans. Tribbles, the story had it, were born pregnant, reproduced at a staggering rate, and ate everything in sight: if the ravenous creatures hadn’t eaten a store of poisoned grain, they would have destroyed the Enterprise. To follow the analogy, Pentecostalism and certain segments of the movement (namely, the “Prosperity Gospel” and the “New Apostolic Movements”) have mutated like tribbles, choking off their Pentecostal origins, multiplying to such a degree that it is difficult to distinguish the broader Pentecostal movement and historic churches from the mutants.

Perhaps it is odd to equate a movement with a sci-fi creature, but the multiplication of the Pentecostal movement and its “mutations” have reached a point where some clarification and reevaluation of the broader movement is needed; especially in light of the shifting belief systems that each offshoot has engendered. From the calls to investigate Prosperity ministers Creflo Dollar and Paula White, to Sarah Palin’s New Apostolic Reformation movement connections, Pentecostalism and its progeny (Charismatic, Third Wave, Full Gospel and non-denominational churches) have multiplied so rapidly that it is difficult to discern what the original movement is and where the offshoots are.

The Trouble with Pentecostalism

Consider, for example, the fact that most people do not know that Joel Osteen’s father, John Osteen, was originally a Southern Baptist-turned-Charismatic-turned-Word of Faith (the old name for Prosperity Gospel). There is a reason why Joel Osteen can teach “Your best Life now”—he’s a word of Faith/Prosperity guy, with toned-down rhetoric to appeal to a broader audience.

Genealogy is important. So, in order to help you understand which tribble you might encounter, let me offer a brief primer on Pentecostalism and its two primary mutations: Prosperity Gospel and the New Apostolic Movement.

The Pentecostal movement has been defined in historical, theological, and sociological terms; but to understand its mutations, focusing on Pentecostal practices is key. Pentecostal emphasis on the gifts of the Holy Spirit, which can also function as a religious practice, are outlined in various New Testament Texts (including I Corinthians 12:8-10, I Corinthians 12:28, and Romans 12:3-8). These gifts/practices include healings, exorcism, speaking and interpretation of tongues, words of wisdom, and prophetic utterances. Speaking in tongues, or glossolialia, has been considered the primary practice of Pentecostals.

Today, despite the occasional outbursts of televangelists, a substantial number of Pentecostals do not engage in the practice, as evidenced by the Pew survey on Pentecostalism in 2007. Instead, practices of healing, faith, and exorcism have gained primacy among the “spiritual gifts.” As a result, the long-term emergence and strength of Prosperity Gospel and the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) rests on the elevation and promotion of these practices above all others. The deviations then, are important to understand how Pentecostalism is being reshaped and redefined.

Prosperity Gospel

The Prosperity Gospel has had several names throughout its history, including the “Health and Wealth Gospel” and the “Word of Faith”. The movement’s Pentecostal antecedents arise out of the healing movements of the 19th century. Early Pentecostals, believing in healing through their use of the foundational scriptures and the imminent return of Christ, laid on hands and prayed for healing.

These original teachings on healing were appropriated by many Pentecostal churches and evangelists; but for some, the teachings of E. W. Kenyon on the Word of Faith, and an emphasis on “faith,” became more important emphases in ministries and churches. This emphasis on the power of faith asserted that Christ’s atonement for sins on the cross included healing: if faith was applied appropriately, whatever a believer prayed for that was in God’s will would occur.

In the late 1940s , Kenneth Hagin (sometimes called the father of the Word of Faith Movement) focused in on principles of ”faith,” and the right of believers to be healed. Hagin, alongside evangelists like Oral Roberts, A. A. Allen, and others, began to teach either about healing or “health and wealth,” and how to appropriate these through the proper application of “The Word of Faith.”

The focus was an almost fanatical belief in speaking and living the word of faith in line with scripture. These teachings became foundational for many in the movement, including Hagin’s protégés Kenneth Copeland, Frederick K. C. Price, and John Osteen. Many mainline Pentecostals embraced these teachings and attended Copeland and Hagin meetings, which also attracted Charismatics in mainline denominations. These movements, now named “Prosperity Gospel,” garnered more participants and visibility in the 1990s, with the advent of larger non-denominational churches linked to these ministries and the explosion of full gospel churches led by leaders like Paul Morton (who linked with other leaders with Pentecostal backgrounds like T. D. Jakes).

The new generation of prosperity preachers, Creflo Dollar, Paula White, Joel Osteen, and a host of other ‘luminaries’ took the humble Health and Wealth Gospel to another level. Rather than focus on audience healings and testimonies, the leaders themselves became advertisements for the movement; highlighting their expensive cars, airplanes, homes, and perfectly-toned bodies as a way to show their parishioners and followers across the world that prosperity was the way.

Any association with established denominational oversight or organizational affiliation was broken in order to keep issues of accountability out of the hands of outsiders, and within the ministry only. Even with the scrutiny of Senator Grassley (whose attention to the financial misdealings of a group of televangelists brought them notoriety as the “Grassley Six”), these leaders have managed—in the depths of a worldwide recession—to hold on to followers in their home churches and satellite churches around the country and the world.

New Apostolic Reformation

The New Apostolic Reformation (NAR), on the other hand, has been able to operate somewhat out of the general public’s purview, save for the work of writers at Talk To Action, who have chronicled the changes and escalations in the movement. The NAR roots are also firmly within the boundaries of the historic Pentecostal movement. Foundational to NAR beliefs are spiritual warfare and dominion over social ills. These beliefs were influenced in part by two English authors, Smith Wigglesworth and Jessie Penn Lewis, who wrote extensively on spiritual warfare, and were read avidly by some early Pentecostals.

Their books, still in print today, focused on demonic possession, deliverance, and powerful spiritual encounters. In the 1940s the movement that would give these beliefs further impetus was the Latter Rain Movement, which arose out of revivals in Canada. Focusing on extraordinary outpourings of the Holy Spirit, with spectacular spiritual manifestations, believers and leaders in the movement like William Branham believed these manifestations would usher in the second coming of Christ. The movement also caused splits within several Pentecostal denominations, most notably the Assemblies of God. Unlike the Word of Faith movement, the Latter Rain Movement and its subsequent iterations relied on “extra” revelation outside of the Bible, given to a special group of leaders that God had appointed.

The focus on “apostolic” leadership would reappear in the Shepherding moment of the 1970s, a movement that quickly died after several scandals in leadership. Not long after, in the early 1980s, the star of C. Peter Wagner began to ascend in what was then called the School of World Mission at Fuller Seminary. Wagner, who for a time taught at Fuller Seminary alongside other “power encounter” teachers John Wimber (founder of the Vineyard denomination) and Charles Kraft, began there to hone his ideas about spiritual mapping, spiritual warfare, and power encounters. Leaving the seminary in the early 1990s to establish a ministry in Colorado Springs, Wagner began to build his empire, founding the NAR in 2001.

The 21st century, for Wagner, is the beginning of the “Second Apostolic Age.” Those in the NAR believe that in order to bring about the coming of Christ, Apostles must be recognized, and the government should be run by Christians in order to cleanse the world for Christ’s coming. Power encounters such as exorcisms must be done to cleanse not only people, but cities and communities; and those who participate in this will also lead in the new Reformation.

Pentecostalism: What Is It Now?

All of this activity points to one conclusion: whatever Pentecostalism started out to be is not what it is now.

True, many denominations and faith traditions change over time, but what is interesting about Pentecostalism is the movement’s ability to morph from its basic antecedents into a plethora of new movements; all with the basics of Pentecostal teachings at their core.

The diversity of the movement begs the question, what really is “Pentecostal” and what isn’t? Are these manifestations of Prosperity Gospel and New Apostolic Reformation heresy, bad taste, or simply capitalist adventures for those in leadership?

For a movement that started out with a millennial orientation, it has certainly become enamored with the world, and remaining powerful within it in every way. Whatever these new tribbles of Prosperity and Apostolic leadership are, it is time to pay them even closer attention, before they overrun the ship entirely.”

From http://www.religiondispatches.org/archive/religionandtheology/1461/heresy,_bad_taste,_or_capitalist_adventure:_is_it_still_pentecostalism?page=entire

When I was Mary’s Prayer (from the grave)

In Uncategorized on September 19, 2009 at 12:28 am

The Southern Cross reports…

“The ongoing recovery of a South Australian priest from cancer could be considered as the second miracle Blessed Mary MacKillop needs to become a saint, says the postulator for the cause for her canonisation.

A wealth of prayers to Blessed Mary MacKillop, including a novena, was said in the Diocese of Port Pirie, and across the state, for Whyalla priest Father Tony Redden.

Fr Redden (pictured) also owns a relic from a sheet on which Mary MacKillop’s coffin was laid.

“If I’m to be the second miracle [of Mary MacKillop] then so be it,” he said. “If that’s God’s will, then that’s God’s will.”

Fr Redden, 60, was first diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumour in 2007. He has since undergone extensive radiotherapy and chemotherapy in Adelaide. Three scans in July, October and January showed the growth was shrinking. He is due for another scan next month.

Fr Redden, who has continued light duties while undergoing treatment, said his improved health was attributable to his treatment and due also to the support and prayers of friends and family.

“I’m certain of that,” he said. “There’s always been within myself a great sense that this can be overcome and so I’ve had a very positive attitude.”

The Vatican has already formally accepted and attributed one miracle to Mary MacKillop, which was critical to her beatification in 1995. Since then, those working towards her canonisation have been searching for a second, and although a number of cases are being considered, miracles are difficult to prove as doctors must agree there is no other explanation for the recovery.

When contacted by The Southern Cross, Father Paul Gardiner SJ, postulator for the cause of Blessed Mary MacKillop, said Fr Redden’s case appeared worthy of further investigation.

Fr Gardiner said the next step would involve obtaining documentary evidence from doctors, including the diagnosis, expected outcomes, treatment and his present medical condition.

“It’s a long process,” said Penola-based Fr Gardiner. “The difficulty is not to find the miracle, it’s to get the doctors to say they can’t explain the course of this disease. They know you are after a miracle and they shy away.”

Fr Gardiner said there were “signs of hope” that a second miracle would soon be proved, perhaps in time for her canonisation in 2009, the 100th anniversary of her death. “That would be a fitting time,” he said.

“I think we’ve had a lot of favours granted by God as a consequence of prayers through Mary MacKillop. I’m quite confident we’ll get one that satisfies the Church’s conditions.”

From http://www.adelaide.catholic.org.au/sites/SouthernCross/top-stories?more=5214

The basket case that is the West African church

In Uncategorized on September 17, 2009 at 9:01 pm

Daily Trust reports…

“Residents of Nyanya Gwandara, a suburb close to Abuja are wondering what must have caused the quarrel between Pastor Sunday Balogun of Garden of Love & Deliverance Ministry (A.K.A Redemption City) and Pastor Nwachi Elekwachi (Alias De Commander) of Nwachi World Power Outreach International Faith Healing Chapel after both men planned to hold a crusade together.

Both pastors, who appeared friendly during a church service at Garden of Love & Deliverance Ministry, jointly announced their decision to hold a crusade for August 24-28 last month at Nyanya Gwandara Public Field but on the D-Day of the event, problems started that made Pastor Balogun go on air to distance his church from the event.

While Pastor Elekwachi accuses the other pastor of been envious of his spiritual powers to heal and disrupting the crusade with cultists as well as damaging his property to the tune of over N2 million, Pastor Balogun on the other hand denied the allegation and accused the other pastor of sleeping with female members of his church that went to the pastor’s church before the crusade to solve their problems.

Both pastors spoke to our reporter on Sunday and Monday explaining what caused the problem.

According to Pastor Balogun, ‘I thought he was a man of God, hence I gave him my pulpit to preach and I must warn the public to be wary of false prophets’.

Recalling how he came in contact with Pastor Elekwachi, the pastor of Garden of Love & Deliverance Ministry said one of his Church members called Gabriel allegedly took away his church document and N30,000, which made other church members ….embark on a search for him.

“The search party discovered the erring church member inside Kingdom Hall, where Pastor Elekwachi presides and our church members reported the matter to the divisional police officer of Masaka, who gave us policemen to arrest Gabriel and he was detained,” the pastor of Garden of Love stated.

He said he received a phone call from Pastor Elekwachi appealing to him to release Gabriel, adding that he told the pastor that such release could only be effected if his church document and money were returned.

“Pastor Elekwachi later came with the church document and begged further and we asked the police to release Gabriel to the pastor with a promise that the erring member be brought to our church so that members can pray for him,” Pastor Balogun stated.

He said instead of the erring member [coming], Pastor Elekwachi visited his church and was given the microphone to speak.

“Pastor Elekwachi alias De Commander talked for over one hour, making alter calls for people to drop money and they responded.

He also asked people who wanted to travel abroad to bring N50,000, while our church raised N720,000 on that day for the building of our new site in which we gave him over a hundred thousand naira as gratification,” Pastor Balogun disclosed.

He explained further that after the church service, he noticed that De Commander was busy distributing his complimentary cards to female members of his church and collecting their phone numbers, adding that he travelled after the church service and returned to hear tales of woes from ladies from his church.

“I cannot mention names because some of this ladies are married women and their husbands will drive them away but in tears, they confessed to me that De Commander collected money from them and also slept with them on the pretence that the anointing was inside his body and could only be transferred through that process,” he alleged.

The leader of Garden of Love and Deliverance Ministry said after hearing the confession, he went along with 30 members of his ministry to De Commander’s place and met that he busied himself attending to his church members instead of granting them audience.

Pastor Balogun said his church members sent an invitation to De Commander to come to their church to defend the allegations against him but he tried to play smart.

He said he now decided to distance his church from the crusade and told the chief and police about the development.

“During the crusade, De Commander was accusing me of theft and calling me a criminal instead of preaching.

On the third day, he asked the congregation with him to call me a bastard and we reported to the police, while officials of the State Security Services have taken down the statements of the abused female members of our church, which led to [the] stoppage of the crusade.

Pastor Nwachi however denied the allegation of sleeping with some female members of Garden of Love and Deliverance Ministry.

He said when he preached at Garden of Love Ministry for the first time, members of the church were marvelled and over 50 ladies in the church switched to his church to get their problems solved.

According to him, most of the ladies had problems that included illnesses, demonic spirits and wanting to get husbands.

“One of them came because she wanted to marry an Army Colonel and all the ladies passed through three chambers in my church to offer prayers and communicate with God, without disturbance,” he added.

Pastor Nwachi challenged Pastor Balogun to bring to the public light all the ladies that accused him of sleeping with them.

At the Masaka Police Station, a policeman acknowledge that they were aware of the problem between the two pastors and advised them to maintain peace, while an official of the State Security Service at New Karu said the matter is under investigation as statements were taken from all those involved in the case including the ladies that accused Pastor Nwachi.

He said the pastor has been instructed to bring his certificate of incorporation for verification.”

From http://allafrica.com/stories/200909160460.html

C4 – Christian Sh*tty Church Church

In Uncategorized on September 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm

C3 Trev comments…

“We just went through a global branding process. The journey was from Christian City Church to CCC to C3 and finally now to C3 Church. The branding firm (a secular firm in Australia) did a bunch of research and found out that people really didn’t know C3 was a church and they wanted to be upfront about that to avoid the feeling of being tricked. We are now C3 Church.”

From http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/archives/2009/08/another_word_fo.html

We’re goin’ to Surf City ’cause it’s two to one

In Uncategorized on September 15, 2009 at 1:42 am

Australian Christian Churches minister Mark Sceriha blogs…

I am one very proud Principal.  We have just returned for another year at SURFCiTY College.  Student numbers are the highest they have been in many, many years, possibly ever.  This week was our first week of Chapel. I love chapel – a short, impacting one hour service run entirely by our students.  Everyone did an amazing job – the College Band, the MC and the Preacher.  I was thrilled to be there and could not have been prouder.

David Bright, one of our students, shared a great message on tithing and giving.  I have included an extract from his message below.  Now you must remember, this is a brand new student and our first chapel service, so he’s not had a lot of practice.  In fact, he’s overcome a pretty rough past to get to where he is today.  If, like me, you were impressed, leave a comment and I will pass it on to him.

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I want to speak to you on Tithing and Gods heart.

What we give over, God will take over.  Malachi 3:10… Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse. It doesn’t say lets have a debate over this. It simply states ….Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse.
Why? … Because it demonstrates that our trust is in God

Many think when it comes to a tithe message we are just trying to get the church’s hand into your pocket.  Well…NO!! I am actually trying to put your hand into God’s pocket, where you are able to prosper, not in the accumulation of things, but in the expansion of God in all things within your life.

What you withhold from God, you isolate from His ability to inhabit and multiply.

But you may say, “I don’t make enough to tithe; I’m going to run out of money.”

Well if you think you’re going to run out anyway… run out… into God’s arms, run out trusting Him, because He promises to open the windows of heaven and pour out a blessing until it overflows.

God says He will rebuke the devourer for you.  Many are suffering from a spiritual devourer – an enemy that drains away energy, time and resources so that you never seem to have enough.

The Lord is saying, “Now turn your finances over to Me and I will turn over my resources to you and destroy that very thing which is destroying your prosperity.”

Whatever we get from God we need to sow back as Gods gift is a gift that keeps on giving.  Let me recall a story in 1 kings 17 that exemplifies this principle.

During a time of terrible famine the Lord told Elijah to go to Zaraphath, as He had commanded a widow there to provide for Elijah. Notice the Lord did not command a wealthy businessman to provide for him, but a destitute widow – a woman facing starvation who was about to prepare her last meal for herself and her son and then die.

God’s way to activate her faith and to bring her into a supernatural provision was to require her to give over the little she had to fulfill the purpose of God.

What seemed like an insensitive, even cruel command, Elijah ordered her to feed him first and then take food for herself. Although she didn’t know the plan and provision of God, Elijah knew and he urged her into both faith and surrender. As a result, God provided for her miraculously: “The bowl of flour was not exhausted nor did the jar of oil become empty” until the famine broke (v16).

Remember Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 Fish from a little boy

When I hear people say, “I can’t afford to give,” I immediately think, “You can’t afford not to give.”

When faith is activated and surrender perfected, God steps into our lives.  We need to have a testimony of God’s supply, where each of us can say, “God came through for me.”

God multiplied the widow’s provisions during a drought. Maybe it’s in the times of need that we need ‘surrender’ the most.  Our faithfulness with money shows Jesus that we can be trusted with greater things such as miracles.

Why live in the pitiful little realm of unbelief when we can have the provisions of the Most High?  Ask yourself, “How is it Jesus always had what He always needed”?

John 17:10 reveals, “Praying to the Father, Jesus said …. “All things that are Mine are Yours…””

Jesus surrendered all. As a result, He could continue with confidence in His prayer, “And what is Yours God is Mine.””  So also with us – make this same act of surrender.

Whatever we have was God’s in the first place anyway.  To those who give all to Him, He says, “What’s Mine is yours.” We exchange our little for God’s much. Whether it is with our finances, our families, our future or our past.

The key to unlocking the destiny of God is faith and surrender.  What we give over, He will take over.”

From http://thebestlife.com.au/2009/02/what-you-give-over-god-wil-take-over/

Every pastor needs his PA (Pastor Arselicker)

In Uncategorized on September 14, 2009 at 9:05 pm

Provender blogs…

Signs you may be covering for a pastor who abuses the flock spiritually:

  1. You’ve noticed a pattern of people leaving the fellowship, but don’t ask your pastor about it and don’t delve into the reasons behind the exits.
  2. You’ve seen your pastor act in retribution for slights or criticism by removing people from ministries, publicly or privately shaming them or refusing to listen to them.
  3. You excuse your pastor’s wrong behavior: he’s young, he doesn’t understand the people who are unhappy, he has a little trouble relating to people, he’ll grow out of it, I’m probably not seeing the whole picture, God will show him his weaknesses and he’ll handle things better soon.
  4. You find yourself blaming victims. You justify harsh behavior by your pastor by focusing on the sins of those who are shamed or shunned or criticized or punished.
  5. You feel that to protect the name of Christ in your community you need to keep secret the alarming behavior by your pastor or leaders in the church.
  6. You feel it’s your duty to think the best of your pastor, no matter what charges are brought against him, but you don’t extend the same courtesy to those who feel they’ve been abused or harmed.
  7. You feel it’s okay for your pastor to build up your church by cutting down other churches with “inferior” doctrines or practices, but it’s not okay for anyone to question decisions by church leaders if it looks like criticism.
  8. You enjoy being flattered by your pastor and seek to please him often. You spend a lot of time in church flattering and being flattered.
  9. You fear being criticized by your pastor or having your special ministry taken away.
  10. You’ve seen your pastor flatter those he can use and then later turn on them.
  11. You would feel uncomfortable asking to see financial records of the church, and you just assume that they are being used in a godly manner.
  12. You feel constantly pressured to help more in church or to give more, or both.
  13. Going to church often seems like a burden, but you don’t want anyone to know you feel that way.
  14. You have criticized other churches or individuals with your pastor.
  15. You like the feeling of being in the “inner circle,” and you feel you have the pastor’s confidence.
  16. You feel superior to Christians who don’t witness as much as you, or who don’t practice their faith as well as you, or who don’t emphasize certain doctrines like you do.
  17. You feel that no one quite understands the scriptures, delivers sermons or reaches out to the weak and poor like your pastor does.
  18. You spend much time defending your pastor, either in your own mind or to others
  19. You don’t like to admit it, but you often spend more time thinking (whether positively, negatively or both) about your pastor or leaders than you do about God.
  20. You are exhausted.

If many of these items speak to you, it might be a good idea to evaluate what your role in your church really is. Are you a source of narcissistic supply for your pastor? Is your main role to make him look good? Do you equate making him look good with powerful ministry in your community? You can serve many years, believing you are doing good in your church by covering spiritual abuse for your leader, while really doing great harm. Check out the signs of spiritual abuse. If they look familiar, and you feel you may have had a hand in perpetuating it, all is not lost.

You can recognize the harm and turn from it, just like with any other sin……”

From http://pureprovender.blogspot.com/2009/07/are-you-covering-for-spiritually.html

Shirley Phelps-Roper’s descent into madness

In Uncategorized on September 14, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Bent Benz

In Uncategorized on September 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Pic:Times of Swaziland

Pic:Times of Swaziland

The Times of Swaziland reports…

“Troubled Apostle Jeremiah Dlamini on Thursday survived a nasty accident which nearly claimed his life, but left his car, a Mercedes Benz Kompressor, a complete write-off.

The accident happened at around 9pm on Thursday when the apostle was driving from the Maguga Dam direction. He had failed to negotiate the turn on the Mbabane/Pigg’s Peak road.

Having miraculously survived it, the apostle has come out with all guns blazing, blaming the accident on his enemies whom he believes are out to kill him—but he has a message for those people; they will not triumph!
“Many people have tried and failed. I am a hard nut to crack in fact nginguphunyuka bamphetse,” he said.

The apostle claimed that the devil was using these people to try and destabilise him and his ministry. He alleged that the accident which was a very close shave with death was the work of the devil who is working with his enemies.

 
He blamed other pastors for his misfortunes whom he feels are jealous of his growth in the work of the Lord and his accomplishment in commanding a lot of people to his ministry. He also said  there were people who are not happy that he is successful in life generally.
 
Apostle Jeremiah owns a nine-bedroom mansion in Bethany where he stays with his wife and children. He also owns a BMW X5, the Mercedes kompressor and several smaller sedans.

Speaking more about the accident he said: “I owe my survival to God. I am a man of God, and He is using me to save his people and until I accomplish this mission, I am not going to die,” he said.
 

When narrating how the accident happened he said: “while I was driving to Schoeman where I was preaching, I was in an area around Maguga when the devil visited me. I fell in a trance and the devil told me that I was going to die in a car accident that day.”

The pastor said he prayed hard and defied the devil, telling him that such was not going to happen.

“After the trance I comfortably drove to Schoeman where I preached until it was time for me to leave for home. On my way back, while at Mnyokane area I got another attack and my eyes were blurred and when I woke up my car was rolling down the hill,” he said.

According to the pastor the car landed with its top on a rock where he believes he could have died because the impact was massive.

Upon reaching the bottom of the hill, the pastor said he opened the door of the vehicle, moved out and called for assistance.
The apostle said: “I have been through a lot of challenges these days and all of them I believe are a making of a few people who are all out to see me dead. They have dragged my good name through the mud and now they are making an attempt on my life,” he said.
“The more problems you go through, it is the more you become successful and the lesser the problems, the lesser the success,” he said.

From http://www.times.co.sz/index.php?news=10565

The Swazi Observer reported July 11…

“Manzini pastor, Apostle Jeremiah Dlamini was recently summoned by a powerful group of pastors in Manzini to probe him on press reports concerning an adulterous pastor.

The pastors called Dlamini to a meeting after an exposé by the Weekend Observer about an adulterous pastor in Manzini two weekends ago. The name of the pastor was, however, withheld.

The pastors who cornered Dlamini were from the Swaziland Conference of Churches (SCC).

The men of the cloth wanted him to explain the press reports and give ‘his side of the story’.

Despite that the name of the pastor involved was not mentioned, somehow the SCC had reason to question Apostle Dlamini.

Apostle Jeremiah confirmed the meeting in an interview earlier in the week.
“I was called to the meeting after the press reports to explain a few things which the pastors wanted to know,” he said.

Asked why he was summoned when the Weekend Observer did not reveal the identity of the said “adulterous pastor”, Dlamini said he did not know.

“They just called me to the meeting and I explained to them what they needed to know.”

President of the SCC, Dr. Stephen Masilela also confirmed the meeting with Apostle Dlamini.

“Actually, Dlamini is the one who called us after the Weekend Observer article. This was after he heard that we would call a press conference to address the issue. He told us that the pastor referred to in the article was him. During the meeting, we asked him kutsi wentani vele (what’s he doing). Simekhutile (we warned him) and told him to bring his house to order,” said Masilela. 

Apostle Jeremiah further disclosed that the Council of Elders in his church, the Faith Christian Fellowship, has warned him to desist talking to the media.

“A lot of bad things have been said about me in the media and church elders have since advised me to stop talking to you newspaper people.  “I also wanted to take legal action against the newspapers that have been writing bad things about me but the elders have advised me against such,” he said….”

From http://www.observer.org.sz/index.php?news=5683

The wacky world of biblical numerology

In Uncategorized on September 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Associated Press reports…

Prosecutors have charged a Bolivian pastor with sabotage, illegal retention of people and attack on a means of transport in this week’s hijacking of a plane from the resort city of Cancun, the attorney general’s office said Friday.

The charges carry total maximum sentences of up to 43 years in prison. The illegal retention charge is used to describe a lesser form of kidnapping.

Jose Flores, who was taken to a Mexico City prison to await a judge’s decision on whether he should stand trial, has said he doesn’t regret threatening to detonate a fake bomb aboard an Aeromexico commercial jetliner Wednesday.

Flores’ demand to speak with President Felipe Calderon sparked an hourlong runway standoff that ended peacefully when armed police raided the airplane, freeing the 103 passengers and seven crew members aboard unharmed.

Flores, 44, has said he was acting on a divine revelation and wanted to warn Calderon of an earthquake that would occur in 2012. That year has been widely mentioned on the Internet as the date for potentially catastrophic events, based on astronomical alignments and purported ancient prophesies.

“I am never going to regret it,” Flores told Milenio Television Friday. “My intention was to do good, to announce, without regard to my life or liberty, that we should join together and pray for the earthquake not to occur.”

“I am happy because I know this is God’s” work, he said as he was transferred to prison.

He added that he’s had divine revelations before and predicted President Barack Obama’s election and Michael Jackson’s death.”

From http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hurKrE3xb7Gfc6iwUeTYJy5slHOgD9ALFKM00

Hide the sausage

In Uncategorized on September 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm

The Toowoomba Chronicle reports…

“There has been a groundswell of opposition to tomorrow’s planned “open day” at Toowoomba’s new brothel at Harlaxton.

City church leaders have described the event, which will include a sausage sizzle, as “offensive” and “absurd” and feel helpless about being unable to stop Deviations opening.

Pastor Tim Bunch from Garden City Baptist Church, which is located just 450 metres from the brothel, said it was as if Deviations management was rubbing the opening in protestors’ faces.

“I don’t think (the brothel) is appropriate, full stop, let alone having an open day,” he said.

“They’re trying to sugar coat an industry that reduces women to a lower standard.”

Citilife Church Senior Pastor Jonathan Oastler agreed, saying the open day was “glorifying” the sex trade.

“To have a sausage sizzle is absurd. Who would want a sausage sizzle there?

“What sort of example are we setting for our kids?”

Both pastors were angry that State Government legislation prevented the Toowoomba Regional Council from rejecting the brothel application.

“The local community and concerned groups like ours basically have no voice,” Pastor Bunch said.

Letitia Shelton from Toowoomba City Women was instrumental in organising public protests after an application for the Civil Court brothel was lodged.

But Miss Shelton said the group had no plans to protest tomorrow.

“Obviously we’re concerned and disappointed with it all,” she said. “But we’ve done our protest and we’re looking at other avenues now.”

Miss Shelton would not reveal what the “other avenues” were, but did issue a warning.

“We’re not giving up on the fight,” she said.

Deviations owner Jim Welch said everyone was entitled to their opinion.

“The open day gives everyone a chance to come in and see this is a safe and secure premises for sex workers.”

Football Toowoomba president Greg Stuckey yesterday said no junior soccer team would be benefiting from the sausage sizzle fund-raiser.”

From http://www.thechronicle.com.au/story/2009/09/11/groups-plan-to-fight-on/

The 7PM Project on the botched Jesus ‘All About Life’ NSW campaign

In Uncategorized on September 10, 2009 at 7:59 pm

Another pastor prays for cancer

In Uncategorized on September 10, 2009 at 1:19 am

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports…

“A defiant Rodney McGill prayed for affliction upon his adversaries prior to his sentencing in Martin County Circuit Court, and turned his back on Judge Sherwood Bauer, Jr., as he was handed a 20-year prison term for his part in fraudulently obtaining some $1 million in real estate loans.cancer in their lives, lupus, brain tumor, pancreatic cancer,” McGill intoned at his counsel table prior to the start of the hearing Tuesday.Jensen Beach, and his wife, Shalonda were convicted in July on nine counts each of obtaining mortgages by false representation, first-degree grand theft and racketeering.

“Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, for every witness called against me I pray

McGill, the self-proclaimed pastor of New Hope Outreach Center in

The state alleged the McGills, individually, and through several of their organizations, selected three women of modest income to purchase properties owned by the McGills on a promised return of $50,000 in 90 days with no money down.

During the trial, prosecutors introduced loan applications on the transactions that contained incorrect job descriptions, inflated monthly salaries, nonexistent bank accounts and forged lease agreements on behalf of the buyers.

During a rambling statement to the court, McGill vigorously maintained his innocence, challenging the fairness of his trial.

“I’m not guilty of anything,” McGill said. “This courtroom has been deceived. I shouldn’t have been charged. What law did I break? I’m out of the box; I’m smarter than them.”

As Bauer began explaining the basis of his sentence, McGill interrupted, “Whatever sentence you gonna give to me just give it to me.” He then turned his back as Bauer announced the penalty.

McGill received 20 years on the grand theft and racketeering counts and five years on the mortgage fraud convictions. The sentences to run concurrently. He will face 10 years of probation following his release.

Earlier in the day, McGill’s wife, Shalonda, received a sentence of 10 years and five years for the grand theft and racketeering and fraud convictions, respectively. She will also serve a 10-year probation upon release.

Shalonda McGill also was required to surrender her mortgage broker license, and they are prohibited from any further activity in real estate.

The two face repayment of nearly $100,000 in court and investigative costs and restitution of approximately $1 million to lenders who loaned money on four residential properties.

Arguing for a reduced sentence, Shalonda, who did not testify during her trial, broke her silence and told Bauer she acted under duress, was a “victim of being Rodney McGill’s wife,” and that she was unaware that what she did was illegal.

“Whatever I did was on direct instructions from my husband,” she said.

In handing down the minimum mandatory 10-year sentence, however, Bauer said he found no basis to depart from the state’s sentencing guidelines.

McGill filed a notice of appeal immediately after his sentencing. “

From http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-pastor-sentenced-fraud-bn090909,0,7984024.story

That’s Gross

In Uncategorized on September 10, 2009 at 1:18 am

Danny Nalliah’s coming to Canberra – ring the bells and lock the doors

In Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm

Danny Nalliah blogs…

Dear family & friends in Christ,
 
A few weeks ago a Pastor friend of mine who works as a chaplain for a state school in Victoria took his Year 6 class on an excursion to Canberra. There they went up to Mount Ainsley which overlooks the Federal Parliament building. Right on top of this mountain is some sort of a communication tower.
 
One of the students, who was not a Christian, came up to my Pastor friend and said, “there is blood all over the concrete slab under the tower”. This got the attention of many students and when they looked further, it was indeed fresh blood splattered all over the slab. The students were absolutely shocked as was my friend, who explained that it was some sort of sacrifice.
 
My friend who was very disturbed by what he had seen started praying but did not let the students know.  As they left for another place, my friend found out that the tour guide was a born-again Christian and he told her what they had seen on the mountain. She responded, “oh, we know about it as the witchcraft covens offer sacrifices all the time on that mountain”. My friend could not believe what he was hearing and he brought this to my attention as soon as he returned from Canberra.
 
A month ago I was with my wife and two other ladies in the car, including one who was formerly a witch but now a full on born-again Christian. In fact I have personally cast out many demonic spirits out of her. She told us that one of her friend’s (who also was a witch) father was a high priest in the coven. When she was a small girl, he told her that he had a surprise for her birthday. He blind folded her and told her to cut the cake. After cutting, her blind fold was removed and she was horrified to see that she had cut through the neck of a baby.
 
Could this be happening in Australia?? Yes, it is. Unfortunately the church has turned a blind eye towads this wickedness through ignorance, unbelief, or fear of repercussion. Well, it’s time to confront the devil head on. Someone needs to do it and we at Catch The Fire with your help and God’s grace are totally committed to seeing Australia turn back to worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ in Spirit and Truth.

Even just this week in my office, I had a lady who was formerly a high priestess in the coven and now a born-again Christian.  She was delivered from many demonic spirits at the Holy Spirit meetings in Hallam and recently shared some shocking information on how the witch covens operate in the satanic realm of darkness.
 
Another Pastor friend of mine spent 4-6 months counselling and casting demonic spirits out of a women who had offered her child as a sacrifice to satan. This happened in Melbourne, Australia, not overseas.
 
I believe God has given us a strategic spiritual warfare assignment to take back the high places in our nation. As I have been prayerfully seeking the Lord, the Spirit of God has been revealing to me that the whole nation is under a curse because the witchcraft covens from Mount Ainsley in Canberra are cursing the Federal Parliament, which is the heartbeat of Australia where decisions are being made that effect the whole nation.
 
On Saturday 17th October 2009 we are calling on all Christians to mount an offensive spiritual warfare attack on the demonic strongholds over the nation. Christians from all over the nation will gather on top of Mount Ainsley in Canberra from 2pm to 5pm.  We are calling a special afternoon of United Spiritual Warfare Prayer, Repentance, and Prophetic Worship.
 
I wish to challenge you to get to Canberra, our nation’s capital and hold up the hands of the body of Christ, Pastors and Christians leaders living there who seem very tired of fighting this battle alone, as I have spoken to some of them. If the Muslims can go all the way to Mecca, are we willing to sacrifice a bit to save our nation?
 
Alternatively, if you cannot get to Canberra, please rally a group of Christians together and go up to any high place the Lord leads you to and spend the afternoon of the 17th Oct 2009 from 2pm to 5pm in United Spiritual Warfare Prayer, Repentance and Prophetic Worship. Please make sure that you do not do this alone.

We will give you more details closer to the date, but please make the 17th October a very high priority day in your calendar. I am not giving all the details of the operation out right now due to obvious reasons, but stay tuned to our website and future emails. Make sure to start preparing for this assignment in fasting and prayer from now.
 
The Weather Bureau has declared that this coming bushfire season is going to be worse than the last one (Black Saturday), but I believe that we as the Church can turn this around through united prayer and repentance. May there be no deaths at all during this upcoming bushfire season.

“When I shut up the heavens so that there is no rain, or command locusts to devour the land or send a plague among my people,  if My people, who are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.” 2 Chronicles 7:13-14
 
Sorry for this long email, but I believe that this strategy could be the turn around in our nation to see a mighty harvest of souls saved and the nation bow down to worship Jesus as King of kings and LORD of lords!  I believe with all my heart that we the body of Christ will posses the land!
 
Many blessings and keep up the good fight of faith in the Lord!
 
Your brother in Christ,
 
Pastor Danny Nalliah”

From http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2009/08/28/top-urgent-from-ps-danny-please-take-time-to-read-fresh-blood-found-from-sacrifice/

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Thank you Jesus I’m in WA and won’t see these embarrassing ads in NSW

In Uncategorized on September 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm

The Australian reports…

“Several months after Australia’s major Christian churches decided to pool their marketing activities, the wraps have come off a campaign that aims to sell Jesus to the masses.

A television, outdoor and social networking campaign will launch in NSW today aiming to stimulate debate about faith using the line “Jesus. All About Life”.

But it is the quirky creative idea behind the campaign, created by advertising agency 303, the churches hope will turn heads.

Billboards across the state, often located outside churches, will use colourful photos with captions thanking Jesus for everyday elements of life.

An image of someone feeding seagulls says “Thanks for hot chips. Amen”, while another shows a little girl on a beach with the caption “Hey, thanks for the beach, Jesus”.

Another shows a parrot with the caption: “Thank you, Jesus, for birds that look like they’re wearing pants.”

The campaign, which will point to a website (allaboutlife.com.au), involves 15 Christian denominations. It will culminate on September 27 in television advertising.

Daniel Willis, chief executive of the Bible Society and co-founder of the campaign, said the advertising was designed to persuade people to consider faith and look at Jesus as an option. “The question for us was what can churches do in media if money was not a limiting factor,” Mr Willis said.

He said they then worked back to the point where quirky creative and engaging new media content would spark debate about Jesus and the church.

“We looked at something that had the power to change,” he said. “The name of Jesus has a lot of credibility in the wider community.

“This is what we believe in and Jesus is all about life, not religion.”

More than 1600 churches will help promote the message, which, while trying to be upbeat, also looks at some of the more troubling aspects of life.

One ad features a gravestone marked “R.I.P. MUM” accompanied by the caption “Thank you, Jesus, for looking after my mum now that I can’t”.

Sharon Williams, chief executive of Taurus Marketing, which also worked on the campaign, said it was a huge task getting so many churches on board.

“Like all products, people have a right to know of Jesus and the right to turn him down, but (marketing Jesus) is a challenge and not easy,” Ms Williams said.

“Christian or not, it’s a passionate topic. It’s a huge campaign in its own right and hard to ignore.”

From http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/business/story/0,28124,26035190-7582,00.html

I thought church was supposed to benefit family life

In Uncategorized on September 8, 2009 at 1:12 am

Jillian Staggs blogs…

“We have announced this morning [30/08/09]  to the great people at Westlife Church [Brisbane] that we have resigned.

Our last Sunday will be Sunday 11 October 2009.

Pastor Steve Dixon from Hillsong Brisbane Campus this morning addressed the church and outlined the launch, growth and health of the church. That was very honouring.

Andrew & I have been overwhelmed by the love and gratitude that people have expressed. Thanks xo

Here is a bit of what we said this morning:

This has been a very tough decision – probably the toughest decision we have made so far in our lives. Yet it is also a relatively simple one.

When your values are clear, decisions become clearer.

We value our family, marriage and health – we value our children. So these important things always come first.

We have sought wisdom, prayed and read God’s Word – we have spent much time with wise counsel – we have spoken to key people – we have looked at a lot of options – we have searched our hearts – and we have come to this very difficult decision.

Parts of this decision are very sad … extremely sad.

This decision will be very sad, even hurtful to some of you – and we are very sorry for that.

Our family, marriage and health have been under relentless pressure – and there is a deep weariness. We believe that resigning as Founding and Lead Pastors is the best choice for our family and for the church.

We are confident of a strong God – who is head of this Church. This strong God knew this decision was coming – and He is not surprised.

We are confident of the God at work in you – some of you will be shaken for a season, but that will turn into kingdom resolve that will fuel the next level of health and growth at Westlife.

We love you all dearly – we have prayed for you in advance – we have some good people around us and our church – we have set some things in motion that will position you for a great new leaders.

We are thankful for this opportunity and privilege to lead you – it is coming up 4 years for some of you. These have truly been the Wonder Years for us – the establishment of a vibrant local church in a growth corridor.

Thank you for the privilege of leading you and being your pastors.”

From http://jillianstaggs.blogspot.com/2009/08/important-news-we-have-resigned.html

Westlife Church is a vibrant, regional church that started in March 2006. The church focuses on helping the community, and has positive, practical messages with great music, creative children’s programs and quality coffee.

Our mascot, Jet the Wonderdog, also helps look after the children and youth. The church is an initiative of Garden City Christian Church (Mt Gravatt)…..”

From http://www.westlifechurch.org.au/intro.htm

Meet Pasturd Steven Anderson

In Uncategorized on September 7, 2009 at 3:40 pm

abc15 reports…

“A controversial Tempe pastor who admits he prays for the [US] President’s death got into a heated exchange with a reporter for the Phoenix New Times newspaper Sunday.

Pastor Steven Anderson and Reporter Stephen Lemons got into the argument following Sunday night services outside Anderson’s Faithful Word Baptist Church near 48th Street and Southern.

Lemons and Anderson argued after the New Times’ reporter began questioning the pastor about his other job, installing commercial fire alarms.

“Are you running a church and business at the same place,” asked Lemons.

“I’m not running a church and business at the same place,” responded Anderson.  “You are trying to make up a story.  You’re a liar.”

“I don’t operate a business here,” continued Anderson.  “I store equipment here.”

“Don’t touch me,” replied Lemons. 

“I’m not the Border Patrol so don’t touch me,” added Lemons, referring to an incident earlier this year in which Border Patrol agents deployed a stun gun on Anderson.

The back and forth between Lemons and Anderson continued with Anderson eventually shutting the front door on Anderson.

“Idiot,” said Lemons.

“Jerk,” replied Anderson.

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“Nearly 100 demonstrators lined the streets outside a Tempe church Sunday to protest what they consider hate speech.

Last month Pastor Steven Anderson delivered a sermon at the Faithful Word Baptist Church, near 48th Street and Southern Avenue, entitled “Why I hate Barack Obama.”

In response to that sermon and several subsequent controversial comments by Anderson, the People Against Clergy Who Preach Hate held a Love Rally Sunday outside Anderson’s church.

“It’s hard to believe we could have someone of a religious nature wishing our president was dead,” said protester William Crumb.

“I’m just disgusted with this man who claims to be a minister of the Lord preaching hate toward the president,” added protester Larry Crane.

Unlike in previous weeks, Anderson declined to comment following Sunday’s services.

“I’m sure you have plenty of footage from previous interviews you did with me,” said Anderson.  “I’m just a little tired right now.”

Several of Anderson’s parishioners, who declined to identify themselves, defended their pastor’s sermons.

“I hate people that hate God,” said one Faithful Word parishioner.

“As far as I know we live in America, we have freedom of religion, freedom to assemble and the freedom of speech,” added another Faithful Word parishioner.

Protesters say they’ll continue to picket Faithful Word Baptist Church so long as Anderson continues to preach what they consider hate.

“I just think it’s sad,” said Crane.  “We can have discourse without preaching hate.  That’s what this minister is doing.”

From http://www.abc15.com/content/news/southeastvalley/tempe/story/Pastor-who-prays-for-Obamas-death-calls-reporter/UCQlrCPY3UySB5KrZlgy6g.cspx

Further blog coverage…

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2009/09/pastor_steven_anderson_leonard.php

New Life’s new life after Ted Haggard

In Uncategorized on September 6, 2009 at 11:24 am

The Colorado Springs Gazette reports…

Nearly three years after its founder resigned amid a sex scandal and thousands of its members left, New Life Church has rebuilt its membership to the point where it has to add a new service.

Beginning Sept. 13, the Colorado Springs megachurch will add an evening service to accommodate the increase in weekly attendance — up from 6,500 two years ago to 8,600 today, according to senior pastor Brady Boyd. It’s still below the 12,000 people who attended when founder Ted Haggard was at the height of his popularity, but it represents a turnaround that started when Boyd took the top job in August 2007.

Recently the church was added to the “100 Fastest Growing Churches in America” list compiled by the Christian magazine Outreach, and Boyd said families from as far away as Pueblo and Denver are attending. On Sunday, 50 families filled out cards during services saying they were visiting New Life for the first time.

Boyd attributes the growth to the church’s local community efforts and an increase in the local military population.

Because of budget constraints, New Life stopped advertising last fall. But in recent months, hundreds of members have been involved in church projects that benefit the community, such as cleaning up parks, repairing seniors’ homes and helping the poor. That has given the church positive exposure and pulled in new members, Boyd said.

Haggard started the church in 1985 and built it into a nationally recognized megachurch. But news of his relationship with a male prostitute forced him to resign in 2006.

Three religion scholars interviewed Monday said it is rare for a ministry to survive a scandal on that scale, which was followed 13 months later by a shooting on the campus that took the lives of two teenage parishioners. They credited Boyd’s leadership as a big part of New Life’s revitalization.

“Boyd seems very skilled at being a calming presence and influence,” said Paul Harvey, a history professor at the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs and author of several books on religion. “You need someone like that to clean up the mess.”

From http://www.gazette.com/news/church-61143-new-growth.html

Did drug agents murder Pastor Jonathan?

In Uncategorized on September 6, 2009 at 10:58 am

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports…

“Before he died Wednesday, with bullet wounds to his liver, pastor Jonathan Ayers asked paramedics who shot him.

The rest of the small town of Toccoa and anyone who saw the dramatic convenience store video now knows Ayers was killed by undercover officers in a sting operation.

Ayers’ brother-in-law Matt Carpenter believes these words mean one thing — that the Lavonia minister did not know he was being approached by law enforcement and that he inadvertently stepped into the middle of their drug investigation.

“I think it scared him,” when the black Cadillac Escalade pulled next to Ayers’ car and two men got out with guns drawn, said Carpenter.

Carpenter said that’s why he tried to speed away.

Georgia Bureau of Investigation is examining the fatal shooting. The two plain-clothes officers — both members of a northeast Georgia tri-county drug task force — are on administrative leave.

“I’ve rerun it in my mind,” Carpenter said. “He had used an ATM inside, got into his car and then a black Escalade pulled up and [they] jumped out … If they ID’d themselves, he couldn’t hear them because his windows were up.”

GBI spokesman John Bankhead said witnesses heard the two men identify themselves as law enforcement officers.

The sheriff also told reporters the agents “yelled, ‘Police. Stop.’ ”

Stephens County Sheriff Randy Shirley said the shooting came after Ayers hit one of the agents with his car as he backed up. The second one shot Ayers because the 29-year-old minister had maneuvered his car toward him in a “threatening manner,” Shirley said.

Ayers was able to drive away from the Shell station but crashed into a utility pole a short distance away. It was there that Ayers, according to Carpenter, asked paramedics “Who shot me?”

Ayers died later, soon after surgery.

The sheriff said Ayers was not a target of the drug investigation.

The store owner, Joe Joseph, said he didn’t know the agents were law enforcement officers and it looked like they were firing at each other.

While the agents were shooting, a man was pumping gas just a few feet away and there were other people in the parking lot, Joseph said. Another five or six people were inside the store.

“I’m surprised nobody got hurt,” Joseph said.

The agents were assigned to a task force that investigates drug cases in Stephens, Habersham and Rabun Counties. Ayers caught their attention because he was with a woman who twice sold drugs to the officers, said Bankhead.

“What they saw was indicative of drug transaction,” Bankhead said. “They didn’t know the guy. They followed him to the convenience store and tried to arrest him.”

The woman’s name has not been released because she is still being questioned about the shooting. She is being held in the Stephens County Jail on drug charges.

Ayers family believes he was not involved in drugs and they don’t know his connection to the woman.

Carpenter said people often called the Shoal Creek Baptist Church for help.

“She was asking for cash and he brought her some cash to help her out,” Carpenter said. “Jonathan sought to do exactly what God wanted him to do.”

Before going into surgery, Carpenter said Ayers reassured his wife, 16-weeks pregnant with their first child, that he had done nothing wrong.

“He told Abby ‘I didn’t do anything wrong. I love you. Take care of yourself,’” Carpenter said. “I think he knew he was going to die. But I think he knows where he was going.”

From http://www.ajc.com/news/family-130662.html

City Homicide – proudly presented by Carlton Natural Blonde – what’s that taste in my mouth? And Jesus – all about life

In Uncategorized on September 4, 2009 at 10:40 am

The ABC reports…

A new advertising campaign is unlikely to convert the non-believer, writes Dr Paul Harrison, a senior lecturer in consumer behaviour and advertising at the Deakin Business School.

News that Christian churches in Australia are about to start an advertising blitz to persuade people to bring Jesus into their lives, once again shows how naive and uninformed businesses, government, and people are generally when they believe that advertising has some magical power to persuade people to behave the way they want them to.

It seems that thousands of churches across 15 Christian denominations in NSW are behind a project that aims to promote the message that the teachings of Jesus are still relevant. The campaign, based around the slogan, “Jesus. All About Life” begins in three weeks. Unfortunately, those with faith have probably placed too much of it in the ability of an advertising campaign to convert non-believers, and even lapsed Christians.

Yes, advertising does have some influence over attitudes and behaviour, but the reality is that it can only really work as a “nudging” tool. In other words, an advertisement will incrementally move you toward a decision, but there are a whole bunch of other variables that will determine your final behaviour or decision. In reality, one-way advertising is a relatively weak motivator when it comes to consumer behaviour (although the ad agencies wouldn’t tell you that when you are about to give them $1 million).

It’s quite a romantic notion to think that advertising is powerful. It is a myth partly propagated by the advertising industry, and partly supported by our experience as consumers. We see a lot of ads, we know that businesses spend millions on it, so it must work… mustn’t it? We see hundreds, even thousands of advertisements every day, but when you think about it, what do we do? Mostly nothing in response.

Advertising works best amongst people who are predisposed to notice your ads. In other words, it is your loyal customers and current users who are most likely to notice your advertising, followed by people who have been primed to notice them.

For example, when are you most likely to notice advertisements for companies that sell car tyres?

When you have a flat tyre or need to replace your tyres, of course. You are primed to notice these advertisements, because you are cognitively predisposed to seek out information about that particular attitude object.

Who is most likely to notice, and be persuaded by a Christian advertisement, then?

The people who commissioned the advertising campaign; current, faithful, committed Christians, and maybe people who were already willing to be persuaded. It’s a simple proposition, but one that is often not stated – advertising works best amongst current users. It makes current users (who are satisfied with the product) feel good about themselves, and it has the potential to increase loyalty toward the product, but only amongst current users. So an expensive ad campaign is not going to do the trick.

Advertising is most affective when combined with a complete and thorough marketing mix, i.e., a product people “want”, a product that is easy to access, and something that requires little cost (including factors such as effort, and social and psychological risk).

If you ask me, I think the thousands of churches spending so much money on an advertising campaign like this are not really getting good value. They would be better off spending the money understanding why people are turning away from them, and then examining whether the church is able to respond to this.

But maybe I don’t have enough faith.

Dr Paul Harrison is senior lecturer in consumer behaviour and advertising at the Deakin Business School.”

From http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/02/2674056.htm

 

Hill$ong’s Scipione shines – Part 2

In Uncategorized on September 4, 2009 at 3:17 am

The Sydney Star Observer reports…

“A year after this community came together in Harmony Park to demand action on homophobic violence in NSW, another gay couple has been savagely beaten and our state police force found lacking again.

The ambush-style attack on Aaron Wernecke and Greg Harland in Blacktown fits among the worst categories of crime. A metal pole is a potentially deadly weapon. A beer bottle can maim someone for life.
It’s only the attackers’ dumb luck that they didn’t kill Aaron. They showed no concern for his survival. They should be charged with attempted murder and this treated as a hate crime.

The very least citizens should be able to expect is, if they can identify the perpetrator of a crime, police will seek that person post haste.

The attacker whose identity was made known to police should’ve been cooling his heels in a cell the very night of the attack and the names of his accomplices demanded. Instead they’ve had three months to get their stories straight, and evidence left uncollected. It’s just not good enough.

Between them, Blacktown and Quakers Hill LACs span 25 postcodes, three police stations, and an area home to 100,000 people. Yet NSW Police have just one Gay aand Lesbian Liaison Officer to serve the thousands of GLBT residents and workers who live in the area or pass through it each day.
Despite hard work by Surry Hills LAC in restoring community confidence since last year, if police have a problem attracting gay recruits, they only have themselves to blame.

Just days before we broke this story, Police Commissioner Andrew Scipione touted the release of an official police Bible — with Old and New Testaments bound in cop blue and the NSW Police crest stamped on the cover.

In 2004 this same man as Deputy Commissioner attended a memorial service for the self-confessed pedophile and disgraced Assemblies of God pastor, Frank Houston, father of Hillsong’s Brian Houston.

Under Scipione, every police officer who graduates from the Goulburn Academy is offered a Bible.

Said Scipione, “I believe the police Bible will impact on generations of police officers to come… I would like to think an officer who receives one of these special police Bibles will one day sit in my seat.”

What message does that send to potential recruits from the GLBT community and other faiths about what the ‘right stuff’ for career advancement under this Commissioner might be?

We can be forgiven for feeling we’ve been failed yet again.”

From http://www.starobserver.com.au/soap-box/2009/09/01/enough-is-enough/15611

Brian Houston acknowledges ‘flaws’

In Uncategorized on September 4, 2009 at 3:08 am

Brian Houston twitters…

“It’s impt to realize you’re good, but not as good as ego suggests, & u have flaws, but not as bad as critics accuse!”

From http://twitter.com/BrianCHouston

Not all nutters drawn to Hill$ong are on staff

In Uncategorized on September 2, 2009 at 11:11 pm

The Herald Sun reports…

“The double life of wannabe war hero Charles Gibbons continued to unravel yesterday after it was learned he had posed as a church chaplain.

Gibbons pretended to be on the staff of Sydney’s high-profile Hillsong Church until he was officially warned off by its elders.

He’d gone as far as using fake Hillsong letterheads, a church spokeswoman told the Herald Sun.

“Gibbons has never been on staff at Hillsong Church,” she said. “However, back in 2003 it was brought to the attention of the leadership that he was posing as a Hillside chaplain.

“We wrote a formal letter asking him to desist of these actions and the use of the Hillsong name for his own benefit.”

Doubts have also been raised about his account late last year of how he manually pulled a stranded car clear of a speeding train with just seconds to spare.

Gibbons, 60, claimed the vehicle was in front of him when it “stopped dead” on the railway line at the intersection of Carinish and Clayton roads, Clayton, on November 25.

He told the local newspaper the next thing he saw was the barriers descending.

Gibbons then ran to the car yelling at the driver to reverse but claimed the driver and his wife were Africans and could not understand English.

“In the end I opened his door, turned off the ignition and managed to pull the vehicle backwards,” said Gibbons, who has just one lung.

“The back of the car touched the boom gate just as the train went through – that’s how close it was.

“It wasn’t until after I actually left him that I started to shake and I realised how close to death this man was.”

But checks with the train service’s operator, Connex, reveal there is no report of such an incident.

Connex said the only reported incident in Clayton on that day was a pedestrian (officially described as a trespasser) trying to duck under the gates.

Connex said that was at 4.41pm. Gibbons claims his act of heroism was at 1pm. He also gave his age as 56.

Gibbons, who calls himself Colin, also claimed to work associates that his hero status was officially confirmed by the City of Monash – where he had worked for several months as a parking inspector – with a citation for bravery.

This was denied by the council yesterday.

Last week, the former parking inspector admitted to the Herald Sun that his claims over the past 20 years of being a Vietnam war veteran were bogus. He regularly marched in parades wearing the red beret of the Royal Australian Army Provost Corps and war service medals.

Gibbons yesterday declined to comment when contacted by the Herald Sun.”

From http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,26019160-662,00.html

Cop charged over church camp ‘exorcism’ – updated*

In Uncategorized on September 2, 2009 at 9:06 pm

*The Adelaide Advertiser reports…

“A South Australian police officer who allegedly performed an exorcism on a teenager at a church camp faced court for the first time today.

Roger Kenneth Hugh Sketchley, who was suspended from duties as a senior constable when he was arrested, stood silent in the dock as his matter was called on.

The 28-year-old has been charged with false imprisonment and aggravated assault over the alleged incident which occurred on April 18 at a Lutheran youth camp at Tanunda.

Police will allege he tried to perform the ritual after a 15-year-old boy complained of stomach pains.

The alleged incident took place over 12 hours and police say the teenager was restrained by other adults.

Sketchley’s matter was called on in the Adelaide Magistrates Court without a prosecutor, who the court heard was expected to be from the SA Police professional conduct section.

Prosecutor James Slocombe, who represented the DPP for the three other men charged over the same alleged incident, told the packed court he would advise police of the date.

“The professional conduct section of SA Police are prosecuting this matter but they are not in attendance today,” Mr Slocombe said.

Vocal supporters from the rear of the court said someone was outside to prosecute but had “lost the file”.

Magistrate Grantley Harris asked the gallery be quiet “to allow the gentleman at the bar table to speak rather than a chorus in the background”.

Three other men arrested over the same incident also appeared in court for the first time today charged with false imprisonment and aggravated assault.

Kym Thomas Bisset, 24, of Bower and Stuart David Reimann, 22, of Hillcrest stood silently in the dock together as they were remanded off to the same date as Sketchley.

Another man, Michael John Schultz, 46, of Scott Creek, appeared separately on the same charges.

None of the men would comment outside court and all four were remanded to appear in court again next week for committal.”

From http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26016659-2682,00.html

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Love-offering circuit worker Alejandro Arias and the gold dust hoax at Curtin Uni

In Uncategorized on September 2, 2009 at 2:38 am

(visiting) Pastor Alejandro Arias

Zion Praise Church

Curtin University, Perth, Western Australia

(From 4:12 in video) “…..Well, we have had a wonderful time, so far, so good.

And it’s been awesome. Yesterday, we have gold dust. And I think what we have had ..is a sign of revival. This is indicating us that God …God is ready to bring revival upon the land.

In many of the revivals of history, in many revivals like the Toronto Revival, the Pensacola Revival, this sign of gold dust is being seen all over the world, and is the sign that God brings revival…that God is already, that God is ready to bring revival to the land. That God is ready to bring His glory to the land. That God is ready to inhabitate, Oh Hallelujah, I like this, God is ready to abide within us…God is ready to bring his (inaudible) to Earth…and I believe God is ready to bring His glory and His kingdom upon Perth…”

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“Alejandro Arias International Ministries (AAIM)

Air/Ground Transportation/Hotel/Meals/Meeting Tapes Policy & Agreement

Rev. 02/07/09 Page 1 of 2

Air Transportation:

AAIM Ministries requires one airline ticket for Pastor Alejandro for domestic trips within the USA or Australia. However, this policy might change for international trips. Please talk to an AAIM representative to see if Pastor Alejandro will be travelling with someone else of his team.

AAIM Ministry would like to ask you to make the reservation with any of the following airlines: American Airlines, Delta Airlines or United. The reason is because Pastor Arias accumulates miles with any of these companies. If you find an inexpensive itinerary with another airline carrier please call us or let us know, and we will work it out. Please do remember that this policy applies only for trips within the USA. If you’re in Australia or any other country overseas, please arrange details with our local coordinator in the area, or call us 305-742-4009, and we will do our best to find an affordable airline fare.

We will send you the flight intinerary(s) and invoice(s) as soon as the ticket(s) are booked, or if you feel comfortable booking the tickets just contact AAIM representative to see if the flight  itinerary it’s suitable for the day and time Alejandro will be going to your church.

Hotel accommodations:

We do require that hotel room accommodations be covered (excluding any personal room charges). Pastor Alejandro and a male travel companion share a non-smoking room with two beds. Please do not book a room with a single bed unless you know that he is travelling alone. Please ask the AAIM Office if there will be a companion travelling with him.

On international intineraries, we do require that Pastor Arias  and a companion be accommodated in a hotel room with either two double beds or two queen beds and that those expenses (aside from personal)  be covered.

Since you are familiar with the geographical area, please make hotel accommodations accordingly.

It is necessary for the accommodations to provide a peaceful atmosphere conducive to study and with internet connection.

If you have another hosting option please don’t hesitate on contacting us, and we will do our best to work it out, because it’s our best intention to bless the Body of Christ. 

When these arrangements have been made please contact our office with the following information:

Hotel name

Address of the hotel

Phone number of the hotel

Website of the hotel

 

Meals

We require that the host provide all meals for Alejandro and his travel companion (if applicable)

At times, Alejandro may be fasting and may not require a meal or meals.

 

Honorarium

AAIM does not require a set honorarium for Alejandro to speak, however we do request that you take a Special love offering to be given specifically to AAIM in order to meet the ministry expenses.

Please make all checks payable in U.S. funds to Alpha and Omega Ministries.

Alejandro Arias International Ministries is currently not set up as a tax-exempt corporation; therefore please issue a 1099 at the end of the year if your ministry resides in the United States.

Meeting Tapes:

We maintain an audio-video library of all Alejandro’s messages. Therefore we ask that immediately following the completion of a speaking engagement, a master copy of all tapes/videos/CDs/& DVD’s be provided to Alejandro Arias or mailed to: 173 North Trigg Ave, Gallatin TN, 37066.

We thank you for having the interest of inviting Pastor Alejandro to come and speak at your church, we know it’s going to be a great blessing for your ministry and specially for the youth, and people of all ages.

If you would like to read some endorsements that other Pastors have written about Pastor Arias, please click here .. Recommendations link/

If you have any other question please don’t hesitate on contacting us, or if you like you can email your questions to invitations@pastoralejandro.org

May the Lord bless you and your ministry, we hope to hear from you soon, thanks and blessings.”

From http://www.pastoralejandro.org/English/Ministry_Policy_Agreement.pdf

He who pays the Piper calls the tune

In Uncategorized on September 2, 2009 at 1:14 am

The Christian Post reports…

(Question to John Piper) …”I believe my husband loves the Lord, but he has accepted the prosperity gospel. Can a true believer be fooled into believing these doctrines?

(Piper) …Well I think that answer is clearly yes. A true believer can be fooled into believing unbelievable-unbelievable-mistakes, doctrinally and ethically.

If that weren’t true we would all be perfect, wouldn’t we? It just seems like, yes, we’re all mistaken on numerous things.

So I guess the question is, “Is it serious enough so that if you embrace it you couldn’t be a believer?” And I think the answer to that is no.

There are so many people that are being badly taught on these things. And a verse here or a verse there is brought in to say, “Clearly from 3 John he prays toward our prosperity! He wants us to prosper!”

People hear that and then the preacher takes it way beyond, saying that prosperity means you’re going to have a job. “It’ll be a six-figure job and you’ll wear a big gold watch like mine and drive a big, fancy, expensive car like mine. And you’ll live on the beach like I do and maybe someday have your own jet like I do.”

People are taken there. They just see the steps going there and not everybody has a critical mind to say, “That’s a non sequitur. That doesn’t follow.” They just go from the biblical verse that looked pretty clear-God likes us to have our diseases healed and have a job and keep food on our table-and go from there to jet set.

And so, since we can be taken astray like that, I think a genuine believer is just blind at that point.

And we need to teach. Because it’s amazing how many people, when they hear solid teaching, wake up! They don’t say, “I just got saved!” They say, “I knew deep down something was wrong. I just couldn’t articulate it. It just didn’t feel right.” I was just reading an online exposé-type thing of a woman who narrated her life in and out of that kind of thing.

So, yes, I think God is so merciful to us in our bad ideas about him. And I think, rather than deciding who is a Christian and who is not in regard to the prosperity gospel, we should just be teaching as much truth as we can.”

From http://www.christianpost.com/article/20090826/can-a-true-believer-be-fooled-into-believing-the-prosperity-gospel/index.html

Hill$ong’s Scipione shines

In Uncategorized on September 1, 2009 at 11:29 pm

The Sydney Morning Herald reports…

“Given the chequered history of the NSW Police Force, some might argue it is a move that is long overdue: for the first time NSW police are to get their own custom-designed Bible.

The new Bibles are coloured ”police blue” and bear the police crest on the cover. Inside, apart from the Old and New Testaments, they contain the police prayer and images of police on the beat.

They also feature ‘’situational” chapters with specific readings on grief, ethics, integrity, leadership, sin and, perhaps less practically for police, forgiveness.

The Bible Society of NSW has provided 2400 of the good books, which are being distributed among the force’s 107 chaplains for use in the course of their duties including pastoral care of officers.

The NSW Police Commissioner, Andrew Scipione, who is a committed Christian, accepted the Bibles at a ceremony at police headquarters two weeks ago.

Mr Scipione was unavailable for comment yesterday, but recently told a Christian website: ”Every officer who graduates from the academy in Goulburn is offered a Bible and I would like to think an officer who receives one of these special police Bibles will one day sit in my seat. The police Bibles are sure to outlive the current administration.”

A spokesman for Mr Scipione said the Bibles were provided by the Bible Society of NSW at no cost to the taxpayer.

The NSW police Bible is the initiative of senior state police chaplain the Reverend Russel Avery, who has a background in the defence forces, which also have their own Bible.

”Our officers have a great deal of respect for our chaplains, and what better way to build on that relationship than to share the gospel?” Mr Scipione told the website.”

From http://www.smh.com.au/national/the-force-gets-its-own-good-book-to-reckon-with-20090831-f5cs.html