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US Christian consultant Lance Wallnau has recounted a story of a gay bar owner converting to Christianity after eating an ‘anointed’ cake.

From http://www.chron.com/life/dating-relationships/article/Dallas-pastor-claims-prayed-over-cake-stopped-a-11020791.php

35 thoughts on “Half-baked”

  2. The Dark Side of the Homosexual World

    Nothing “half-baked” about many Australian homosexuals.

    So, why does a man want to have so much make-on-male sex?
    Maybe it’s just one of the many forms of sexuality that idiot liberal Christians think we should accept.
    And don’t judge.
    No, never judge.

    This guy is seeing more homosexual action than an Anglican Priest in New South Wales.

    Seriously, people need to repent and believe.
    Anti-semitism, depraved homosexual lust, foul language even among the clergy – Australia is in trouble!

    “DAVE’S* addiction to sex has plagued his life for more than 20 years.

    As a teenager, and in to his early twenties, his obsession with crawling the streets to find a man to have sex with made him feel like a “predator”. But he couldn’t stop.

    After losing his virginity to a man he’d known for “just two minutes”, the pair slipped into a shed at the back of a takeaway shop in Sydney. It was the beginning of his unhealthy obsession.
    “I would actively cruise,” Dave*, who didn’t wanted to remain anonymous, told news.com.au.

    “I’d go through streets looking for sex … making eyes … I was a predator almost. I was always trying to pick someone up, depending on how I was feeling.
    “Now, I’ve had sex with thousands of people.”
    At school, Dave would have sex with one or two men a week. By university, and if he was single, that number would increase to three of four people a day.“

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  5. Judging by the language and sentiment expressed I thought this was an Anglican drop in coffee house in Newcastle or maybe Some place run by the Bundaberg education department

    But the accents are wrong. It’s in the US.

    Very loving homosexual man who not only refused service to evangelicals, but threatened to demonstrate the niceties of homosexual eroticism for the astonished group.,

    Total hypocrisy when you think about it.
    Bones would have stayed and taken notes.,I would have been sickened and left …

    But I’m the end .

    I believe in freedom..

    If the foul- mouthed belligerent homosexual (who is most likely Episcopalian) doesn’t want that group there I support his right not to serve them.

    They can just go to Starbucks and the other millions of cafes there are in Seattle.

    But it’s ridiculous that he can act like that and demonized hate-filled liberals will cheer, while some nice mr and Mrs Cunningham types can make cakes for gays but softly refuse a wedding cake – and then get bankrupted and threatened with jail..

    It shows the hate and hypocrisy.

    But like I said.
    If a gay cafe owner refused to serve me that’s cool.

    I’ll go elsewhere.,

    As we speak there are some Bundaberg school teachers wanting to take a visit to this coffee shop – it’s like going to Anzac Cove for them.

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  6. So Father Gregorita. You’ve just been ordained into some dying, lame organization where the world leader doesn’t know if homosexual sex is sinful or not! Rotfl

    So… I guess if he can’t answer “no it’s not sinful – unless it’s promiscuous ?) he must still be a hateful homophobic white racist!!!

    At least he’s not sure.

    What kind of leadership can this man give.

    Even Bones could answer “Well I used to think it was sin, but was too scared to impose my beliefs , but then after a year reading groupsects and Huffington Post and listening to John Oliver Oprah, I now know it’s not sinful- but nothing really is – except for taking the Bible literally and voting for Trump. Yep – only two sins left!”

    And Gregorita?

    “Well … eh…, homosexual sex MAY be sin if the people involved are … eh….still exploring their sexuality and gender identity .
    But at any rate who gives a #%#%%#. By the way, Archbishop, I just love your pointy hat. Beats the Newcastle fashion “

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  8. Speaking of half-baked – how’s this for a half-baked leader of a half-baked church.

    Wimpy Welby can’t even give a straight answer. Listen to this weasel.

    He should go and enjoy lamingtons and pikelets with his Newcastle boys. After their extensive theological discussions and first hand experience they are delighted to tell their Queen that male to male anal sex is not sinful, rather it’s a beautiful expression of Anglican fraternal affection.

    Good grief.

    Anglicans – just give your billions in property to the poor and Anglican sex abuse victims, send the dying remnants of your congregation to real churches and just do the ethical thing and disband.

    And take your silly pointy hats and staffs and donate them to the gay Mardi gra.

    And throw out the pikelets in case your down under priests become even more obese!

    Read and weep

    The Archbishop of Canterbury and leader of the Anglican communion, Justin Welby, has admitted that he’s unable to answer whether gay sex is sinful or not, and is struggling with the question.

    Welby was asked whether the practice is sinful in an interview with GQ magazine published on Monday, to which he responded: “You know very well that is a question I can’t give a straight answer to. Sorry, badly phrased there. I should have thought that one through.”

    When asked to clarify why he can’t give an answer, Welby added: “Because I don’t do blanket condemnation and I haven’t got a good answer to the question. I’ll be really honest about that. I know I haven’t got a good answer to the question. Inherently, within myself, the things that seem to me to be absolutely central are around faithfulness, stability of relationships and loving relationships.”

    Welby added that, in his opinion, a “loving relationship” could be between a man and a man or a woman and a woman, but at the same time said that he is aware of the historic biblical tradition, which the Church of England supports, that marriage is solely a union between one man and one woman.

    “I know that the Church around the world is deeply divided on this in some places, including the Anglicans and other Churches, not just us, and we are — the vast majority of the Church is — deeply against gay sex,” the Archbishop of Canterbury said.

    Welby said that he’s struggling when it comes to being faithful to tradition and Scripture while at the same time finding the call and will of God of how to respond to people in the 21st century that are looking for answers.

    “I haven’t got a good answer, and I am not doing that bit of work as well as I would like,” he noted.

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  9. Explorer,
    Some people are witty. Others try to be funny but just end up looking idiotic and have people wondering whether to politely laugh or just remain silent so as not to encourage someone.

    You’re the latter.
    Neither tough, nor funny, nor clever.

    Just keep watching late night shows. And laugh. Don’t try to think you can copy them.

    You just can’t pull it off.

    But – if you want a sex change, go ahead. Might help you get some.

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  11. Maybe so.
    If I were a doctor, I wouldn’t do it.

    I think it should be banned.

    Is it legal to shop off a leg and attach it to your head? I don’t know. If it is, I don’t think it should be allowed.

    How about some common sense?

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  12. It’s a basic human right to have bits of your body cut off or other bits sewn on and then to make up a gender identification to go with it Seems weird to me but why deny the experience to those who want it?

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  13. A genital reconstructive surgeon who specializes in transgender reversal operations has received dozens of requests for operations, according to a report.
    The Telegraph interviewed Professor Miroslav Djordjevic in an article titled, “Sex change regret: Gender reversal surgery is on the rise, so why aren’t we talking about it?” on Sunday, where the surgeon revealed that an alarming number of patients seek a reversal of previous transgender operations.

    According to the Telegraph, “Around five years ago, Professor Miroslav Djordjevic, the world-leading genital reconstructive surgeon, received a visit at his Belgrade clinic: a transgender person who had undergone surgery at a different clinic to remove male genitalia – and since changed their mind.”

    “That was the first time Prof Djordjevic had ever been contacted to perform a so-called gender reassignment ‘reversal’ surgery,” the Telegraph explained, adding that, “Over the next six months, another six people also approached him, similarly wanting to reverse their procedures.”

    “At present, Prof Djordjevic has a further six prospective people in discussions with his clinic about reversals and two currently undergoing the process itself,” they continued.

    The reversal operation, which costs around €18,000, or over $21,0oo, reportedly takes several procedures over the course of a year, and ends with the reattachment of the male genitalia.

    “It can be a real disaster to hear these stories,” proclaimed Professor Djordjevic, who noted that patients usually cite depression or even the contemplation of suicide as reasons for wanting to reverse their transgender surgery.

    In the article, it was also revealed that Professor Djordjevic, “who is an expert in urology with 22 years experience of genital reconstructive surgery,” operates under a strict set of rules.

    “Before any surgery takes place, he requires patients to undergo psychiatric evaluation for a minimum of between one and two years, followed by a hormonal evaluation and therapy,” The Telegraph declared. “He also requests two professional letters of recommendation for each person and attempts to remain in contact for as long as possible following the surgery. Currently, he estimates he still speaks with almost 80 per cent of his former patients.”

    Despite the fact that requests for reversal operations are somewhat popular, and are on the rise, Bath Spa University in England reportedly refused “an application for research on gender reassignment reversal because it was a subject deemed ‘potentially politically incorrect’.”

    Last month, it was revealed that a 14-year-old Australian boy had changed his mind two years after he began gender transition into a woman with female hormones at age 12.

    As previously reported, “The boy began taking estrogen hormones at 12-years-old after ‘professionals’ told his mother it was the ‘right choice,’ following a diagnosis of gender dysphoria. He is now attempting to revert to his previous body, undergoing surgery to remove excess breast tissue.”

    Last year, Reuters reported that parents were accepting their children as transgender at ages as young as three, while in 2015, the number of children seeking medical attention for transgenderism went up by 400 percent.

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  14. so you don’t even know how many genders there are Melly? 100? 200?
    50?

    How idiotic society has become.

    Parents don’t even know if their kids are boys or girls.

    Stop the insanity and grow up. And we don’t need 60 pronouns either.

    Life is simple.

    Learn how to be a man. Stop the dresses Melly. Bones, drop the Roberts lust. Greg, teach boys how to be men.

    Men like women.

    Anything else is just stupid.

    And if you can’t stop thinking homosexual thoughts, join Melly and go killl terrorists. That will keep you busy.

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  15. Don’t agree with all of this but it’s better than nothing

    https://speakupaustralia.com/

    Interesting starts.
    80% of gays don’t marry anyway.,
    So all this fuss over ? How many people?
    Why are homosexuals so selfish?

    Homosexual men three times more likely to commit suicide than heterosexual in countries that have had homosexual marriages for years.

    So, changing society with this nonsense isn’t going to stop men for hating themselves .

    Etc etc

    We should be helping these people.

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  16. Melly – being gender confused itself, thinks it’s perfectly normal for there to be 112 genders.

    Which probably explains why it (he?/she?) hasn’t contributed one intelligent comment.

    Okay, out to go hunting Muslim terrorists.,

    Actually I’d love to meet a couple who weren’t armed.
    I’d have then squealing for Allah faster than Bones can hide his Ian Roberts centerfold behind his House and Garden magazine when his wife walks into the room.

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  17. Melly. There are two genders. You probably don’t care about anything except the next issue of “Pretty Nude Boys”.

    I haven’t killed any Muslims terrorists? How many have you killed?

    What’s your gender? lol

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  19. I’ll tell you what is half-baked.

    The total lunacy of the transgender stuff.

    A boy is a boy.

    And they don’t even have the guts to stand up to scrutiny!!

    “A public university in the United Kingdom has refused to allow a researcher to look into cases of people who regretted having gender reassignment surgery and transitioned back to living as their birth sex. The university says such a study “may be detrimental to the reputation of the institution,”

    Disgusting.

    I call on Anglican priests reassess their attitudes to transgender surgery.

    You are destroying lives.

    A boy needs to become a man . Simple.

    Anglicans and other liberal wacko pseudo Christians – teach children truth!

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  20. Funny.

    Almost as funny as there being 112 genders.
    The Priest would believe that.
    He’d believe basically anything from someone wearing and LGBTQI Tshirt would tell him.

    Australia is heading down an abyss led by people who don’t know if they are men and women and are so dumb they don’t understand basic biology or physiology.
    Gregory – a penis is designed to go into a vagina.
    You still don’t understand that?

    A man who had no sexual interest in women but would rather put his penis into a man’s anus needs help, not a wedding ring.

    Very simple. Anglican priests should help them.

    Regenerate reprobate heretical Anglican priests should be helping boys , not telling them to cut off their penises and testicles and getting breasts out on.

    If there is a hell – surely it is reserved for religious leaders who abuse children. And abuse takes many forms.

    Anglican priests – help boys grow to be men.
    Do your sacred duty. All the silly pointed hats and expensive ecclesiastical robes don’t change basic biology or common sense or clear Bible teaching.

    Wake up and be men of God showing the path of truth and life – or get out and do an honest dats work for a living and stop taking offerings to support your lazy left-wing lifestyles.

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  21. Speaking of half-baked.

    Remember I said that Trump would win, and you fools laughed and just believed your late night lampooning leftist lions?

    Well – your insane Russian collusion with Trump stories.
    Most of your leftist journalists have abandoned that story.

    It’s s already over after Comey talked..

    But just for the record remember I said it and I’ll say it again.

    Trump will NOT be impeached.
    It will NOT be proven that there was collusion between Russia and Trump.

    So, Bones is so happy he scurried off – otherwise he would have been arguing for the last month parroting left wing news media and comedians that Trump will be impeached and the obvious Trump/Russia collusion story will be proven.

    You guys get it wrong time after time.

    Think for yourselves.
    Huffington Post and late night comedians are just using you.

    Use your brains – and I don’t mean eat others brains like disgusting anti-Trump potty mouthed liberal lunatic Reza Aslan!!!!

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  22. Funny just imagining Wazza and bones kissing each other on the cheeks then donning their pussy hats and shouting Viva la Resistance with French accents and starting up with the Fff&¥&&
    Trump chants..
    Human brain refreshments will be provided by fired anti-Trump lunatic Reza Aslan.
    (Haha Greg reaches for google lol)

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  23. Latest homosexual news is that gay Trump supporters were stopped from participating in a gay march.

    But the LA gay pride march has been cancelled and will become the Resist March.

    I probably don’t need to explain the tactics and reasoning behind this.

    But …. sad for gays , bisexuals out there who might Night disagree with all of Trump’s policies.

    Anyone it’s on now.

    Now homosexuals instead of having their own day have to also join hands with baby killers.

    Trump has dramatically reduced sex-trafficking and is vehemently opposed to female genital mutilation that Muslims are carrying out.

    I wonder if Wazza, Bones and Greg believe in their causes enough to get out their Pussy hats and march against Trump and for abortion with their homosexual friends.

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  24. I shouldn’t really post here.,
    But the title is half-baked.

    Now since Hillary lost Wazza has another Great White Liberal Hope. CHELSEA!!!

    ““Just listening to the concerns around education and climate change, women’s health, child marriage, access to technology, all of those are of course interconnected,” Clinton said .

    child Marriage- and climate change?!
    Lol

    The event host introduced Clinton as an “activist, thought leader, and change agent.”

    Change agent and thought leader?!?

    That’s why I can’t break this groupsects habit.

    Nude church services, Anglican didgeridoo liturgies, free Muslim taxi services to your next suicide bombing, and the Joys of Martyrdom books as the antidote to terrorism concerns.
    And now Chelsea the Change Agent who is unraveling the climate change/child marriage mystery.

    Yep. The liberal hits just keep coming right here!

    Where logic, facts and common sense have been totally eradicated.,
    You’re free to just enjoy unbridled liberal madness!

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  25. In a similar vein, Rick Wiles reports:

    “Our military is developing an army of human flesh-eating robots. If you do not conform to the requirements of this new society, they’re going to send a robot to your house to eat you for lunch. That may sound extremely radical, but that’s where they’re taking it. They will reduce the human population. You will conform!”

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  26. Infowars reports, British teen sex slaves fed into meat grinders by Muslims. The only question is, were they facing Mecca at the time.

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  27. Looking at the bigger picture here in terms of the multiverse. Should beings from different universes be allowed to marry when inter-universe travel is feasible (after Trump makes America great again).

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  28. Sorry – forgot the link to the guy and his two bisexual lovers.
    Happy home..
    But why can’t they have a three member marriage?

    Discrimination!!!!!

    What if one of them is in intensive care????

    I think gay couples should refuse to get married until bisexuals can have three member marriages!

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  31. Me? Who do I want to be?
    I want to be me. A man who loves women and is loved by women.
    Who do YOU want to be Explorer?

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  34. As opposed to men who aren’t interested in normal biological sex or men who say they are women or men who want their genitals cut off or women who get their breasts cut off and ….all the rest of the alphabet people

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